Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Dr.Susse]

Suffocated by an inhaled tissue while sneezing.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Panic attack

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by nice personality.

 

[xmbts]

Bombarded with depressing animal abuse commercials.

 

[mcpop9]

You were killed by smurfs and your body was turned into a condo complex for them to live in.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're forced to fill your mouth with mentos, then have coke poured into your mouth.

 

[idodo35]

you walk through a dungon untill sudenly!
an elephent falls on you (stop pissing off the GM!!!)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I make you listen to Justin Bieber at maximum volume with terrible headphones until you bleed out through your ears.

...On second thoughts, I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get a giant army of fairies to destroy you by casting Damage Health spells at you.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Who needs a giant army? *wolf whistle* *puts on heavy fur coat*

 

[M0rp43vs]

I chuck a narwhal at him like a Javelin

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I force him to hug a lava golem.

 

[thick doona]

Surrounded by his loved ones. Reminding them all of their own mortality and fleeting existence, his children will cry, his grandchildren probably too young to understand the permanence of the situation.

As his life slips through his fingers he feels a fear of the inevitable which is both absurd and terrifying. An existential crisis. The feeling of falling without the ability to jolt awake.

Oh wait, there's nothing funny about death ;P


OT: Napkin Ninjastars XD

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Eaten by squirrels.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I kiss you in public. You die of embarrassment

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dying of fright after waking up inside his doona.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Eaten by the wind.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I trap you inside a tank connected to all the toilets at a local taco bell

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shot, stabbed and drowned by a potted plant.

 

[xmbts]

Kicked by a mule.