Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Roxas1359]

You are coated in cap nip and thrown into a veterinarian office filled with rapid cats; the doors and windows are the locked and boarded up.

 

[GmonXyZ]

You have been kidnapped and thrown into Guantanamo Bay, where you share a cell with Santa Claus and his gang of intellectual property thief's terrorists.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are thrown into a pool of jelly with malevolent gummy animals in it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A accident leaves your pillow raidoactive slowly melting you liver.

 

[Roxas1359]

You are trapped in a mascot costume and thrown into an anime convention in Las Vegas with a sign strapped to you. The sign says "Please give me your strongest bear hug".

 

[scorptatious]

You are to be locked away in a cave filled with horny scorpions.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by breakfast sausage.

 

[StormShaun]

Death by Anime nose bleed of DOOOOOOM!!!

 

[Roxas1359]

Victim of an attack by Tween Pop Star fans at a concert. Seems those little tween claws can kill...probably also shouldn't have grabbed a mic and called them those names...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has to spend a week living at a summer camp for tween girls. Dies from stupid poisoning.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Make them spend a year at a Justin Bieber concert. Dies from self inflicted injuries.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Makes them go to the premiere of Twilight 10,000,000. You commit suicide by popcorn to the soul.

 

[Dr.Susse]

After a long life trying to find a place to call home you realize that home was in the heart all along. Then a junkie steals your heart.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Make you eat a junkies "stuff" then force you to spit it in the junkies face. You die from him telling you a story about him being abducted by the government.

 

[StormShaun]

Gets an assignment from his college or school requesting he does a critical analysis on Citizen Kane.

We found his body only minutes after.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Marries the love of his life, who then turns out to be a yandere. He is seen chatting with an old highschool friend, so she kills him with a butcher knife when he comes home, then runs away with his heart in an icebox, never to be seen again.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cuteness overload makes his head explode.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Force him to watch multiple sad movies. You cry to death.