Give the user above you a humorous execution

[The Night Angel]

Death by getting his left and right mixed up whilst driving.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by jumping off of a horse and onto a lion.

 

[Evil Smurf]

death by drowning in honey

 

[Evil Smurf]

death by 4CHAN

 

[Evil Smurf]

death by consuming dead bodies

 

[Evil Smurf]

death by angry birds confusing you for a green pig

 

[Generalissimo]

death by dragged by nyan cat into space. then exploding

 

[Evil Smurf]

but I am flying in space *confused*
Evil Smurf used fly on Tom Milner, It was extremely effective.
Tom Milner fainted

 

[Generalissimo]

you forgot your mayonnaise....I MEAN SPACE HELMET *straightens tie* yes, that's what i meant.

you eat too much peanut butter. and die from multiple mouth-gasms.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You rage at itunes for being shitty and Steve Jobs comes back to the grave and drags you back to hell with him.

 

[Evil Smurf]

you watch Shaun of the Dead and a zombie comes out of the tv and bites you

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sentenced to death by stoning.

With Jellybeans.

 

[Generalissimo]

death by ketchup

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

 

[Evil Smurf]

death by comfy chair!