Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Hemlock]

Death by microscopic fire ants wielding giant zweihanders.

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by giant mutant bunnies.

 

[kailus13]

Death by giant mutant bunny girls.

 

[Neuromancer]

Death by turning into vegetables and being fed to vegeterian piranhas.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Death by Coca-Cola!

True story, bro: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9213349/Mother-died-after-drinking-18-pints-of-Coca-Cola-a-day.html

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by being under a trampoline while it is in use by an overweight man.

 

[kailus13]

Death by said fat man falling off the trampoline to land on you.

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by suffocating on a chewing gum bubble that popped comically in his face.

 

[kailus13]

Death by falling piano. Classic.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Death by eating live squid.

 

[kailus13]

Death by tentacle monster.

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by cupcakes.

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by confusing "poison" with "poisson"!

 

[kailus13]

Death by giant fish.

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by high-five from a giant!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death from looking at the sun.

 

[Headsprouter]

Death by ink poisoning.