Give the user above you a humorous execution

[kailus13]

Death by animatic.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by smiling.

 

[Teoes]

Death by happy.

 

[kailus13]

Death by Steam sales.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by holding in the urge to buy.

 

[Teoes]

Death by revenge of the server hamsters.

 

[kailus13]

Death by abacus.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by science.

 

[Nosirrah]

After a long day typing three word responses Redlin went to bed. But they were surprised to wake up tied to a chair, suspended in lime flavoured jelly, with their head sticking out. After several hours of being forced to watch concentrated justin bieber I beat them to death with a salty fish wrapped in a copy of the daily mail. And then jumped on the jelly like a trampoline.

 

[Teoes]

Death by sudden, violent and hitherto-unknown allergy to lime jelly.

 

[kailus13]

Death by melancholy

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Death by M Night Shyamalan

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Death by Micheal Bay explosions.

 

[Neuromancer]

Death by having a Snorlax fall on you.

 

[Teoes]

Death by obtuse intermalectual ending full of "meanings".

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Death by a non blur photo

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Death by Professor Oak

 

[Teoes]

Death by ironically being hunted.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by horrible animes.

 

[Teoes]

Death by server hamster.