Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Dalek Caan]

Death by mass acceleration of Jell-O.

 

[Barbas]

Death by prickly pants.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

beaten with the dildo saber prop from Saints Row that Jim Sterling used in a couple episodes of The Jimquisition.

 

[Barbas]

Slapped to death by Siva.

 

[dalek sec]

Smothered by huge boobs.

 

[Barbas]

Crushed by a falling dalek.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

@$$-phyxiated - smothered beneath a 400 pound woman that passes out while on top! congrats you are on an episode of 1000 ways to die!

 

[Barbas]

Death by political speeches.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by old threads.

 

[Barbas]

Death by pimp flair overdose.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I hereby sentence thee to be spanked to death!

 

[Barbas]

Let's see how you enjoy life in space with no oxygen! Ready the cannon of impracticality!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The Blue Grass Chamber!

 

[Barbas]

Prepare to enter the chamber of screaming heads!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

tickled to death!

 

[Barbas]

Death by peashooters.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

assailed my increasingly monstrously bad puns until you go insane.

 

[Barbas]

Death by the uncomfortable farts of strangers.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

death by pillowfight!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Death by cheese overdose.