Give the user above you a humorous execution

[M0rp43vs]

I throw you in a poisonous snake pit.
Then throw 100 primed grenades in there for good measure

 

[pyramid head grape]

 

[M0rp43vs]

Well first I take a toothpick and-

Spoiler: Oh Lord, CENSORED

(Sorry. Feeling "creative".Please enjoy this picture of kittens instead. Don't want feds crawling all over my house-M)

Spoiler

-By now the consistency should resemble-
(Whoops, cut the censor too early)

-and piss on the puddle to put out the fire

 

[Rooster893]

I kill you by shoving icepicks into your eyes until they come out the back of your skull.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Killed by Krillen. Wow, just wow... Well, it could be Yamcha...

 

[The Funslinger]

You are made into a life-sized jack in the box, set to go off randomly and disguised as a regular crate. You are then given to an ex-marine with PTSD.

Admittedly, I was thinking of this:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by minecraft. Say hello to the real life recreation of a Creeper.

 

[One Seven One]

Death by stoning with pokeballs!

 

[The Funslinger]

Horribly slow murder with an extremely inefficient weapon.


Sorry for two youtube posts in a row.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by guitar.

 

[One Seven One]

I know it is hopeless to try and fight him with a spoon! D:
I actually watched those a few days ago. x3

You get a cookie for posting it. :3
Death by cookie! >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will slaughter you with a butterknife.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by SEPULCHRITUDE

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by money. You will at long last be a millionaire. Too bad it is crushing the life out of you.

 

[xmbts]

I'll make you eat 7,000 Slim Jim's in one sitting.

 

[StormShaun]

Ill make you eat 10000 marshmellow peeps, you will die in greatness!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will sit on you >

 

[Norendithas]

I will have you sit on yourself!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Gabe Nowell.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by Steam banning.