Give Us Your Most Obscure Quote.

[randomrob]

'stomach contents, one deviled egg.'
'ooooo deviled egg!'
'The same deviled egg.'

 

[Zacharine]

"Corporals run, officers don't."

Marshall Mannerheim, commander of Finnish Defense Forces during WWII, to his retinue upon Hitler seeing him and running to greet Mannerheim.

 

[PixelKing]

Time-line?Time isnt made of lines,its made of circles.Thats why clocks are round
-Caboose

Classic.You cant get this stuff anywhere anymore

 

[Chris^^]

'you wanna run this ship!?'
//YES!
//well....you can't

love it =P

 

[LockHeart]

'Purple deathclaw, three o'clock!'
New Reno resident, Fallout 2.

The bottom one is probably the most obscure.

I like the one you get when wearing Power Armour:

'How do you piss with that thing on?!'

OT: One of my favourite obscure quotes is probably the lesson from the Third Circle of Zerthimon in Planescape: Torment -

'Endure. In enduring, grow strong.'

 

[Abedeus]

'stomach contents, one deviled egg.'
'ooooo deviled egg!'
'The same deviled egg.'

"RESCUE MY FRIENDS! AND ZOIDBERG!"

"Switzerland is small and neutral! We're more like Germany - ambitious, and misunderstood!"

"- This company is circling the drain, I tell you! I'd sell my stocks for a sandwich!
- Sold!
- A complete sandwich? Hah, you got fleesed. I'd have settled for a hardroll with ketchup inside."

 

[Steel Ronin]

Avatar The Abridged Series - The Avatar - Boomy what happened to you.
Boomy - Steroedes and crack cocaine.
Red vs Blue
To Mark This Message As Urgent, Press Eleven
There IS no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!
-Church
And No I don't know how to spell "Steroedes"

 

[SkylerRock]

"How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?"
--The Terran Marines, Starcraft

That's actually from 'Aliens' said by Pvt Hudson, but then most of the TM in-game dialogue is lifted directly from Aliens.

Here're some more Aliens quotes:

Hudson- "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez- "No. Have you?"

Ripley- "I say we blast off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Burke- "Woooh, hold on. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it."
Ripley- "They can bill me."
Burke- "I just can't authorize that kind of action, I'm sorry."
Ripley- "Well I believe Corporal Hicks is next in military chain of command. Am I right, Corporal?"
Hicks- "Yeah. Yeah."
Burke- "Corporal Hicks. Look, this is a multi-million dollar facility, he can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt. Uh, no offense."
Hicks- "None taken. Ferro, prep for dust off. I say we blast off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Hicks- "I like to keep this handy... for close encounters."

Ripley- "These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers."
Newt- "It won't make any difference."

Drake- "Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel."

Apone- "All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!"

Hudson- "We're on an express elevator to Hell. Going down!"

Apone- "It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonist daughters we have to rescue from their virginity."

Hudson- "Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!"

[Marines are ordered to surrender their armour piercing rounds in case they rupture the cooling system in the Air Processor]
Frost- "What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?"

And saving the best for last...

Hudson- "I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

 

[AhumbleKnight]

"Sanity is the first sign of madness."
- me

Can you explain that please?

It is a comment on how everybody is a little bit insane. There is no such thing as normal.
Those who are 'normal' end up being serial killers

 

[kawligia]

The speaker isn't obscure, but this particular quote appears to be:

"Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society" - Aristotle

 

[Yokai]

"How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?"
--The Terran Marines, Starcraft

That's actually from 'Aliens' said by Pvt Hudson, but then most of the TM in-game dialogue is lifted directly from Aliens.

Here're some more Aliens quotes:

Hudson- "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez- "No. Have you?"

Ripley- "I say we blast off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Burke- "Woooh, hold on. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it."
Ripley- "They can bill me."
Burke- "I just can't authorize that kind of action, I'm sorry."
Ripley- "Well I believe Corporal Hicks is next in military chain of command. Am I right, Corporal?"
Hicks- "Yeah. Yeah."
Burke- "Corporal Hicks. Look, this is a multi-million dollar facility, he can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt. Uh, no offense."
Hicks- "None taken. Ferro, prep for dust off. I say we blast off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Hicks- "I like to keep this handy... for close encounters."

Ripley- "These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers."
Newt- "It won't make any difference."

Drake- "Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel."

Apone- "All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!"

Hudson- "We're on an express elevator to Hell. Going down!"

Apone- "It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonist daughters we have to rescue from their virginity."

Hudson- "Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!"

[Marines are ordered to surrender their armour piercing rounds in case they rupture the cooling system in the Air Processor]
Frost- "What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?"

And saving the best for last...

Hudson- "I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

Thanks for correcting me.
I just realized there is a gaping hole in my pop culture education and that is the fact that I have not watched Aliens. I'm going to do that right now.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Mundus vult decipi; ergo decipiatur. (The world wants to be decieved, so let it be decieved!)
~Latin proverb

"Be nice to everyone, and you will have some friends."
~DJ Lance (Yo Gabba Gabba)

 

[lostclause]

'Purple deathclaw, three o'clock!'
New Reno resident, Fallout 2.

The bottom one is probably the most obscure.

I like the one you get when wearing Power Armour:

'How do you piss with that thing on?!'

Or
'You must be really afraid of STD's to wear that thing.'
When you wear power armour in from of the hookers.

 

[TheSentinel]

"Harry's here. I'm gonna die now"

 

[Disaster Button]

FUCK THE POOR!
- History of the Worlds. God that was a good movie..

 

[Micklet]

Im not myself in favour of premature experiences-Lady Bracknal...gets me every time.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

 

[Aqualung]

"I'm about to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of cards."-Seto Kaiba.

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich!"-Tristan Taylor.

"Screw the rules I have money!"-Seto Kaiba.

All from Yu-Gi-Oh:Abridged.

And who could forget: "My voice gives me super strength!"