Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[GundamSentinel]

The Netherlands - Smoke whatever you want since 1648.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

England:
If you dont like rain and chavs, GTFO.

Preston:
Our FC sucks, our schools suck, our booze sucks, our city sucks.
And you still decide to stay?

You may have guessed but, I hate where I live.


I'd rather live in Ireland:
You dont need a passport to get into the counrty, just a functional liver.

 

[El Poncho]

Scotland: Can we drink it? or Can we fry it?

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

United Kingdom - United in mutual dislike

Liverpool - If it ain't nailed down, we're having it

You know what this was so good I forgot what I was gonna write.

So yeah stealing it seeing as it ain't nailed down

 

[PixelKing]

North east england: Violence, Drugs and football.
My Town:fuck you ya wanka.

So...Yeah.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

U.S.A.

Haters gonna hate.

 

[bog7metal]

Romania:
WE DO NOT HAVE VAMPIRES!!!

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Australia: You call that a country?

Coffs Harbour: Can I get 50 cents for the bus, mate?

You will only get that last one if you know what a bogan is.

 

[CharlesBronson]

This reminded me of that contest, as Canadian as....

Winner: as Canadian as possible given the circumstances.

I'm not from here, but we always used this one.

Gary, indiana: Chicago's tumor.

 

[Haley Halliburton]

Austin Texas:
I think....

 

[Moisture Man]

Israel - Just Blame It On Us

 

[amoamaremetallum]

Kansas-

Did you see the corn?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

United States of America: Love it or Leave it. And if you still don't love it we'll bomb the love into you!

Maryland: A little bit country, a little bit Rock-N-Roll and, we've got crabs!

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Britain: the Romans thought that we were Atlantis

South Yorkshire: cause even the titanic had a cesspit

 

[Canid117]

AMERICA!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

OREGON!!!! COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!!!!!!

 

[The Code]

Pima County, Arizona: Where politics gets messy.

Also, there's a chance Pima County may become the fifty first state!

 

[imnot]

Britain its like Brit but with more tain!
Id suck in advertising :L

 

[therandombear]

Norway: "Welcome to Hell"
It is a place in Norway...pretty funny, here's the cargo sign at the train station :3

Can't really think of another one atm, maybe "The land of polar bears and stuff"

 

[Seagoon]

England - if you pay more taxes, it won't rain so much!

 

[Arkley]

United Kingdom:
There's a 25% chance we used to run the country you're living in.