Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[Fredrikorex]

Europe; isn't a country.

Sweden: Where every meaning has the word "shit" in it.

 

[Twilight_guy]

America - We would come with a slogan but you're just going to attack us for it either way so why bother.

 

[Sticky Squid]

England - you name it, we're shit at it.

 

[Frosty676]

Russia - Where country tours you!
Moscow - No bears (most of the time)

 

[Shotzey]

U.S.: LEEEEEEOOOOOORRRYYY JJJJEEENNNKIINNS!
Cleveland: Slightly better than Detroit!
Oklahoma City: Don't go into Southside.

 

[itstimeforpie]

Saskatchewan! - Almost a rectangle!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jake0fTrades]

USA: We're not racist, we hate everyone equally.

 

[ShasoRmyr]

America: guns... more guns... More Guns... It's Raining Guns!

Chicago: Who you callin' corrupt, and where's my bribe?

 

[Ohhi]

America-Go Big or Go Home.

Oregon-Who cares About us.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

USA- We're Nucaller

Oregon- ... it's pronounced OR-EGG-IN not ORE-GONE

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Poland.
"Because where else will you find cheap labor that is not chinesee"

Zachodniopomorskie

"Try saying that three times fast after a drink"

I can't even say that once sober

 

[Musiclly enhanced]

England-number one on the teenage pregnancy list
Yorkshire-the forgotten county of farmers and superdry jackets

 

[JoJo]

UK - We're better than you.

Dorset - Farming n' cider, oi know no other way to live!

 

[Shock and Awe]

America: Love us or hate us, well bomb your ass.

Georgia: Not just rednecks!

 

[JoshGod]

Uk - our railway tracks are so bad germany had to spend millions damaging theirs for equal test conditions. Seriously when ever there is a problem it is blamed on leaves...
or
UK - we like to moan about the weather, so much that our last slump was blamed on bad weather by our chancellor of the exchequer.

 

[floppylobster]

New Zealand - You know you've heard of it.

 

[00slash00]

america: if you arent rich, then you dont matter

 

[concrete89]

Sweden: So much better than you that we don't even have to brag.

Sweden: We are robots. Then we get drunk. Welcome to hugsville.

Borås: We've got a park that's kinda nice.

 

[SeriousIssues]

Florida in Fall: Haha, fuck you guys!
Florida in Winter: Haha, fuck you guys!
Florida in Spring: Haha, fuck you guys!
Florida in Summer: Aw fuck.