Couple of things annoyed me here. First, if I was single and met someone online, and found out "oh my god shes JANE FUCKING DOE, striker for the England woman's football team/Leading Investment banker/MP for Stoke." then decided to not date her just because shes into something im not, people would have the legal right to smack me for being so fucking stupid. Its not just some random nerd, its the random nerd that makes a fortune playing his random nerd game. God..
Second, I like the "LOL i was drunk so i made an account lol ^_^" No, shut up, you were lonely and wanted to meet someone, noone thinks less of you for it, stop lying to save face that doesn't need saving. You look more desperate for it.
and last, YOU WORK FOR A GAWKER WEBSITE?! WHAT STANDARDS DO YOU EVEN HAVE?!