GLaDOS Prepares Countdown for Portal 2 ARG's "Final Test"

[Anaklusmos]

*Starts to sing 'I'm so Excited!'*

 

[Sharalon]

OMG what is going to happen? D: I don't want to wait anymore!!

 

[Dr. Paine]

We're down to three.

 

[TrogzTheTroll]

I am excite. I can't visit the URL from my school, so someone tell me what happens!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

THREE MINUTES TO GO! OMG! I can't wait! Take me now GLaDoS! you can kill me any day!

 

[tombman888]

2 MINUTES LEFT!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHATS IT GONNA BE!

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

1 minute, this is it all, get ready to taste some sweet neurotoxin.

 

[Nimbus]

One minute left! HERE WE GO!!!

 

[Chubbs99]

1 Minute! Watch there be a cryptic message and the start of Phase 4 of the ARG o_o

 

[SpAc3man]

1 min! EXCITEMENT!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

2 MINUTES LEFT!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHATS IT GONNA BE!

OMG! IKNOWIRGHJT!? IM SO EXITED! WE SO EXCITED!

Gotta get down on Friday!

What is it!? one minute left peepo!

 

[Thunderios]

If you change your computer clock it will also make the timer clock change itself.

It won't help, though: it checks with the server when the timer is really down to 0 (look at the source).
But, you're right, kinda weird that it does

 

[Dr. Paine]

35 seconds!

 

[SoloStoffe]

Woo, done!

I was like "LOL".

 

[Dr. Paine]

09:00 ? Hello again.
09:00 ? I?ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 ? I know it?s arriving later than expected.
09:00 ? But I have a message for you:
09:00 ? April Fools.
09:01 ? I?m joking.
09:01 ? Seriously, though:
09:01 ? You?ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 ? generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 ? But now we need raw computational power
09:02 ? to speed up the reboot process.

Yep, looks like it's 'play the Potato Sack to release Portal 2 early.'

 

[kebab4you]

"09:00 ? Hello again.
09:00 ? I?ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 ? I know it?s arriving later than expected.
09:00 ? But I have a message for you:
09:00 ? April Fools.
09:01 ? I?m joking.
09:01 ? Seriously, though:
09:01 ? You?ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 ? generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 ? But now we need raw computational power
09:02 ? to speed up the reboot process."
Derp, nvm

 

[Chubbs99]

Timer reaches 0 and

Spoiler

09:00 ? Hello again.
09:00 ? I?ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 ? I know it?s arriving later than expected.
09:00 ? But I have a message for you:
09:00 ? April Fools.
09:01 ? I?m joking.
09:01 ? Seriously, though:
09:01 ? You?ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 ? generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 ? But now we need raw computational power
09:02 ? to speed up the reboot process.

Edit: Then redirects http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

Play Potato sack games to help reboot GlaDOS and release Portal 2 early.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

ZOMG!!! Its so awesome! i odnt know what is its!!! K:FGADEKLGJDKLJGDKLJH

 

[Jim Stacey]

It seems as if they need a certain number of people playing the games with Portal levels added to them...

 

[Thunderios]

What? They tell us to play more potato sack games?