Go back to the year 2000 and tell 3 people something about the future

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pulse2

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Okay, you have a chance to go back in time and tell 3 people something about the future. For the time being lets put aside repercussions and just think about the difference that could be made.

So what would you say and to which 3 people?
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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I go tell past self every Melbourne Cup winner, every Brownlow Medalist, ever MVP, every Premiership/Championship winner and get rich Biff Tannen style.
 

SonicWaffle

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pulse2 said:
Okay, you have a chance to go back in time and tell 3 people something about the future. For the time being lets put aside repercussions and just think about the difference that could be made.

So what would you say and to which 3 people?
Question: are we allowed to lie? I could go back and tell three people I dislike to do something ridiculous like invest all their money in the Minidisc player.
 

Scarim Coral

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Does the past me count?

If so I would of told my past self about the recession which hopefuly convince him to get a summer job despite wanting to have an carefree summer.

If not then I guess it would be-

Burnie from Rooster Teeth- Tell him that a website called Youtube will be up and it become successful despite his dismiss opinion toward it.

President of the United State- Tell him about the 9/11 event and Osama Bin Lindin.

Michael Jackon- Stop taking those medication drugs.
 

Lionsfan

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Probably nothing important, or I would just screw with them. "No dude, in the future SUV's are the only vehicle available. Their price is only gonna go up, buy a whole bunch of GM/Ford/Chrysler stock"
 

MammothBlade

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I'd tell myself to stop my dad from remarrying for the next few years. I'd tell myself some important things and somehow get it into my head that things can be better. And then hand my younger self that week's winning lottery numbers and how to spend the money. That's all I want to tell anyone.
 

Frasman

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My Mom - Buy shares in Apple/Google or Gold
President Bush - Build those dykes god dammit!
Ex Girlfriend - Invest with Bernie Madoff.
 

Rose and Thorn

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This is a hard one, I am honestly not sure what I would say to who.

I just thought of something interesting though. If I had the ability to go back, instead of being able to tell 3 people something, I would rather just be able to go back and give my past self my journal. No speaking necessary.
 
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Assuming I'd be believed it would have to be Bush RE: Planes to WTC issue, Gordon Brown RE: Economy clusterfuck, Me RE: You are going down the wrong path, sunshine.
 

Angie7F

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I would go to fukushima and warn people that there will be a 9m tall tsunami and the nuclear reactors will not withstand it.
Then I would remind them that the back up batteries will not work when wet.
After that I will tell myself to evacuate before March 11th 2011.
 

Keoul

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Parents: Invest in apple and JB Hi-Fi.
Friend: Life is tough but you'll get through it, depression is not the way to go, if you ever feel depressed contact younger me and he will help you when noone else will.
Batman: can I have your autograph?
 

J Tyran

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I would tell Tony Blair not to back Americas war on terror as it will end in him resigning and bringing down the Labour government and one of the biggest bloodbaths since WW2.

I would tell my Dad to spend all his redundancy pay on gold and various stocks.

Warn people about the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami.
 

renegade7

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I would tell myself and my family: INVEST IN APPLE. Buy all the shares you can possibly get your hands on.
 

Relish in Chaos

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I?d tell George Bush about 9/11, Tony Blair about 7/7, Michael Jackson about his future death if he keeps abusing those meds, expose Jimmy Savile's sex crimes before he dies, my father about his attack on the train that fucked with his mind and made him screw over my mother, and get rich like Biff Tannen in Back to the Future Part II.
 

FalloutJack

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I got it.

George W. Bush - "There's gonna be a black president after you fuck up royally. SUCK ON IT, COWBOY!"

Dara O'Briain - "Lemme tell you about this ridiculous movie about the end of the world that's gonna come out..."

ME - "She's gonna go for you, seriously. It'll be awesome."
 

Biodeamon

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I`d basically say this to the first 3 people i see

Number 1: if you see any kid named Justin Bieber, kill him before he grows old enough to strike you down.
Number 2: Apocalypses are full of shit.
Number 3: Don`t waste your money on Duke Nukem Forever. it`s not worth the wait.
 

CrazyGirl17

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I'd probably warn people about disasters like Hurricane Katrina and the earthquake/flood/nuclear disaster in Japan. And maybe while I'm at it, warn people, like say, Michael Jackson about his impending death...