GodModding: The Game!

[Dragonrabbit]

I travel to another dimension before you use your slash, then, from there I use my dimension bomb to destroy the old dimension and all those in it. I proceed to laugh heartily and eat my cookie of +2 badass.

 

[Captainguy42]

I exist in all dimensions, I then laugh as you eat that cookie which is actually a cookies of +2 Deadness.

 

[sky14kemea]

luckily i am immune to all forms of deadness.

i create my own dimension that you dont exist in, and begin building an invincible army >=D

 

[MasterStratus]

I use my fists and break down one of the walls and invade your dimension.

I then roundhouse kick your army to death.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I catch one of your kicks, slam you to ground and submit you via armbar.

I am now the light heavyweight champion, with a shiny belt.

 

[sky14kemea]

I steal your belt, and destroy it with my lazer vision.

"Now you are champion of nothing!" XD

I throw a tank at your head.

 

[MasterStratus]

I eat the tank. Yum.

I set the next person's shoes on fire.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I kick you with said shoes, causing your eyebrows to be fringed.

Your are made fun of the next day of school. -7 social confidence

I let the shoes burn away, I am that badass.

The next person I happen upon I call a "girlface". My insult gives you an aneurysm.

 

[sky14kemea]

lucky i have a medical degree, so i can easily fix my own aneurysm.

i use my magic giraffe and trample upon everyone i see

 

[MasterStratus]

I catch the giraffes foot, avoiding death.

I swing the giraffe about and toss it at you.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I grab it's neck and "Legolas swing" onto its back.

I ride to your house and smash it.

 

[sky14kemea]

i own more than 1 house, that was only a spare anyway.

i kill the giraffe with deadly magic, then shoot fireballs at you

 

[MasterStratus]

I grab the fireball, and adopt it as my pet.
His name will be....Frank.


I turn the next person into a penguin.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Becoming a penguin is my life long dream, so thankyou.

I begin to waddle and swim across the world, attempting to set a world record you so desperately wanted.

Oh, I also kill Frank.

 

[sky14kemea]

NOOOOO! NOT FRANK!

i set an even better world record than you, then turn you into sushi and eat you.

then i cast flare

 

[MasterStratus]

I get hit by flare. I die, giving you immense amounts of guilt.

I send a wild pack of roosters at the next poster.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I am a Rooster Whisperer and tame them, after 6 months of training they are my evil army of +9 doom and death and stuff.

I mail you a cake... with a bomb you don't know about.

 

[MasterStratus]

I eat the cake and the bomb, but nothing happens for a while.
Then to thank you for the cake, I take you out for drinks.
The trip ends with me throwing up the bomb onto you, causing it to explode into your face.

I zap off the next person's arms.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I then get Bionic arms and use them to beat the shit out of you!

I force the next poster to attend a twilight convention.

 

[Earthbound]

I become well-versed in Twilight, despite grievous mental injuries.

I madly babble about Twilight to everyone for hours. Then I melt their minds. Rather redundant, it seems.