GodModding: The Game!

[maddawg IAJI]

I fuse with Bruce Lee and Sylvester Stallone and destroy you and make my own universe.

I don't allow the next poster into my universe.

 

[Yorgmiester]

I break into your universe using the Universal Break and Enter Spork, then hit you over the head with it, causing your mind to implode.

I send out my invisible, undetectable, super fast, super strong horde of cyborg-ninja-pirate-cats to kill the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I nuke it.

The result being I also nuke the next poster.

 

[ravensshade]

i avoid the nuke by employing some quantum thingy that phases out all the harmfull materials near me and phases them in again near the person who created/used them.

i kill the next poster with liberal use of applied quantum physics

 

[Wolcik]

For unknown reason I use cheatcode by typing "Godmode on" in my brain like nobody has done before.

I paint portrait that keeps painted person from getting old and age itself, and then send it 100 years into future so you would die by turining into ash.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I trap portrait in the center of a burning building and then drink the water of eternity

 

[ravensshade]

i laugh at your feeble attempt to use nothing against me

i prove your non existance

 

[hopeneverdies]

Ah but how can you prove my non existance when I am standing right here

I hack the universe to back stab while cloaked

 

[ravensshade]

i alert the universe techie that's currently on to block your hacking attempt

i then get said techie to ban you from the universe

 

[hopeneverdies]

I then enter the universe inside the Milky Way's black hole to create a dimensional spanning mech that obliterates your universe and allows mine to expand. Therefore I have nothing to be banned from

EDIT: I think I killed the topic

 

[hopeneverdies]

Did I win?

 

[SebZero]

No. I did.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

No no one won! Becuase I came back from the dead after having my head explode. I can now breath fire for no reason and I can fly!

I pick up the next poster and drop him into the volcano.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

I distract them with the best DDR dancing they've ever seen, which also causes everyone else' head to explode!

 

[hopeneverdies]

Hah I control this universe and remove all other universes that can exist and make you my mind slaves.

 

[Mordereth]

But you can't, because I'm Neo and have pimping sunglasses which makes irrelevant the fact them I'm plugged into your world.

Then I go all bad-ass on whoever tries to stop me gathering my bio-related McGuffins of game-winning like that one scene in the Matrix. In the room, with the pillars and marble and trench coats.

Yeah I don't like descriptions just go look it up.

 

[SteakHeart]

But even Neo can't dodge a shoulder-mounted, hand-cranked, 9 barreled minigun. Ratta-tat-tat.

I use said minigun to make your face into swiss cheese.

 

[Captainguy42]

My face reforms into it's original state, just like velveta.

I rip out you heart through your left ear.