GodModding: The Game!

[maddawg IAJI]

You find nothing! I then grab your tounge and choke you to death with it.

I spam the next poster with large amounts of LOLcat pics.

 

[Shapsters]

I love LOCATZ!!! OMG SOOOOO CUTE.

I shoot the lolcatz with my locatz destroying gun and aim at you!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

WHICH DOES NOTHING! I am not an Lolcat! I am pure Locust!

I then reaniact the THIS IS SPARTA scene from 300 with my foot and your face.

 

[Timewave Zero]

I randomly jump, rip your leg off and beat everyone in the world with it using super-time-flexo-dynamic-Project Natal powers, before eating said leg and dancing like a monkey.

 

[Asciotes]

luckily I teleported off the world before you could do this.

Then I throw the planet I am on at you.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Luckily I have Gordon freemen's gravity gun. I then use it to push your planet away from mine.

I then break your world into many peices and rain it down on the next poster.

 

[Shapsters]

No problem! I just have to use my Handy-Dandy-Pieces-O-Planet-Vacuum to clean it up. Now to fire my flamethrower which fires a 400 bajillion foot wall of flame at you.

 

[Outasync]

I dowse it with my water dragon, then punch you with my mega blaster fist.

 

[Bluedemon322]

I use my super sonic speed to dodge your fist, then shoot a homing fireball that I magically conjured at you, that cant be extinguished

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I tap my wrist three times and summon The Devil. He uses his superiorly satanic guitar skills to make everyone's head within 600m explode. I am impervious to this because I was also jamming with the devil.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I show you my bitchin' earplugs a second before playing Hannah Montana at full volume. The Devil's head explodes, showering the next poster with acidic blood. And Hannah Montana is still playing.