Going to London For the First Time: Advice?

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Serving UpSmiles

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Get a chip butte, check out Nuts magazine, (seriously no one will mind) and don't go to tesco, morrisons has much more quality food (we are secretly trying to stop tesco!) also go to a club.


Here's some music that you might encounter


also if your going to look like a tourist, compliment everything that you find unique you find about London, people will enjoy your company more.
 

Kunzer

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Brian Hendershot said:
Distorted Stu said:
Weather is nice, its getting pretty hot already so i can feel that this summer will be a burner.
Could I wear shorts over there then? My professors said dress like it is Minnesota weather, but I have never been to Minnesota so that really doesn't help....at all...
Something you need to understand about a clothing recommendation is that there are two kinds of people in this world:

Type 1: People from states such as mine (Illinois) we might say: "Oh, it is 32 degrees fahrenheit and perhaps I should stop wearing shorts. Jacket, you say? Yeah, I have one in the car."

Type 2: People from Arizona (or other year-round warm states): "Oh dear oh my, it is 67 degrees outside, I need to get my jacket, sweater, pants and warm fuzzy hat"

Make damn sure you know which one is talking when clothing recommendations to you.

Oh, and it pays to know which type you are as well.
 

alimination602

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It's a British custom, and not many people know this (Speaking as a Brit myself), if by chance you ever encounter the Queen or any other member of the Royal family you must immediately run up to them, slap them on the shoulder and say 'Alright your Royalness, how's the Corgi's then? And is it true you killed Diana- go on you can tell me'.

This is usually followed by the police arriving and dragging you away- don't worry they're just taking you to meet the Prime Minister. The best thing to do in that situation is resist and say that their hats look like plant pots. They think it's funny here- they usually express their humour with mace and batons.

Enjoy England....
 

Ghengis John

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TheGuiggleMonster said:
OT: If you're American, which I assume you are, don't talk to much about how your country is politically/culturally different. Europeans often dislike Americans so it's best to come across as not being too patriotic.
Yes. Hide who you are to suit other people's small minded prejudices. They should really respect a sniveling, toadieing worm. Though nothing is to say he's going to be overtly patriotic, his beliefs will clash with theirs or that he has to try to impress his beliefs on everyone. You think very little of Americans if you assume such things. He's also not likely to talk politics with random strangers. I doubt he's going to talk up and down the street with a star-spangled bullhorn shouting "Mission accomplished." "Mission accomplished people." "Suck my balls, mission accomplished!" And I think we can presume since he wants to go to Britain he already has an affinity for the place just the way it is.

Raddra said:
Make sure to try some good british food.

Fish & Chips
Cornish pasty
Meat and Potato Pie

etc etc
I have heard nothing but good things about the Cornish Pasty.
 

coolman9899

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remember chips are fries and crisps are chips. yeah I made myself look like a complete idgot with that one
 

RAWKSTAR

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Carry your DS with pokemon in.
I swear to god the amount of times I was approached by people and they were all like 'Hurr Battle me on pokeman, I have diamond version.'
 

Thimblefoot

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Don't bother coming to Scotland, it's not a great place at the best of times and next to London you will just wish you were somewhere else.

EDIT: should probably add some other advice. Try not to use the subway, it's not very nice and it's uncomfortable. Either walk and take in the sights or take a tour bus around if you want to easily get to the tourist attractions.
 

GrizzlerBorno

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Raddra said:
Make sure to try some good british food.

Fish & Chips
Cornish pasty
Meat and Potato Pie

etc etc
Dude Fish and Chips is so damn good. [salivates]

Brian Hendershot said:
OT: This might sound odd but, in my experience, London's weather is very oddly colored by perspective. What that means is, if you are from a Hot, tropical place (like me)......your ass will freeze off even in the summer. I was wearing a light waterproof (important cause it ALWAYS rains) jacket the whole time, but a friend of mine from Norway was walking around in Shorts and flip-flops. I just wasn't used to the temperature I guess.

I guess it depends which state you're from really. Keep that in mind.
 

wolf thing

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try not to be an idiot. im not saying you are but it is really annoying to see a tourist that knows nothing about the country and Americans are infamies for this so read up on English history. dont be afraid to talk to the people there not all going to stab you. other than that london is a nice city alittle crowed and lacks green but still a nice places, also go to hamlys the toy shop.
 

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You should check if you can get a bike pass thing, they have just put public bike racks scattered quite frequently around london, so you can take a bike from one and drop it off at another, but you need a pass, i think its essentially free to use if you have one thou. Otherwise use an oyster card or get student rate travel cards for trains, and make sure you check for tube strikes or maintenance, they tell you about a week before on the website and they are fairly infrequent.

Camden is pretty fun and out the way for a day, the market is great (one of the only places you can still haggle for stuff), but make sure you check a guide cos the cooler stuff is a ***** to find, like cyberdog and the stable pub (not actual name). and the zoo is right next to it.

Central london is quite nice in that almost everything is within walking distance, quite fun to explore the kind or southbank, covent garden, leister or trafalgar square areas, and if art is your thing there is a crapton of galleries and museums for free (science musium, natural history, tate modern, british museum etc), Although the very mainstream stuff like the london eye, tower of london, and west end stuff is a bit pricey, expecially for a student.

If you are going to stay with or are travelling with british students, ask about stuff going on, there is always something cool happening a bit out of the way or underground as London is huge and confusing to navigate the non toristy spots.

Just make sure you plan your days to get a good experience, you can wonder aimlessly for years in london without actally doing anything.

Oh and one last thing, dont buy the roasted nuts things people in the popular bits sell, they smell life caramel but taste like ass.
 

LightspeedJack

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Be prepared to be ripped on a lot (especially as you are American). I think English people like to make fun of each other a lot more than other parts of the world.
 

Arsen

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Experience Europe at it's finest...

Go to a metal show.
They are rather rare here in the States.

Visit a museum, see a castle, and refrain from doing anything "modern".
 

Martrex

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London is a fantastic place to visit, but as many posters have mentioned it is very expensive.

If you can; I would advise staying as far from the City centre as you can - while it will increase your transport costs/time it will be cheaper to get a hotel/B&B/whatever.

Visit the Museums. London has some of the best and most interesting exhibits around - It's also worthwhile checking the internet to see what attractions/events are happening.

Finally... just don't be a dick to people (which I find to be a good rule for life!). Just be polite and I'm sure you'll get along fine.

Enjoy!
 

Dami0

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iPhone with google maps and 3g to get you about if you get lost.

If you're ever hungry towards the end of the day there's plenty of non-chain kebab shops or other ones that sometimes actually have some good food although I could just be used to it.

For the love of all that you value; do not try non-rail public transport at peak hours it's seriously faster to just walk.

Avoid 'soccer' fans that you can spot from a mile away they might get a bit excited but other then that they're fine.

And as others mentioned check out the pub scene as there are quite a few different things to it; some play jazz, some offer sports viewings, some play other music.
 

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Brian Hendershot said:
Depends what you are interested in... I can't help you other wise :p

For arcades and entertainment, visit the Trocadero, Leicester Square and Soho (all next to each other)

For museums visit the Science, Natural History, Victoria and Albert, and the British Museum (there are thousands of museums, but those are some of the main ones, and I'd def recommend the Nat History).

For Art Galleries, I'd recommend the National Portrait, National Gallery, Tate Britain, Tate Modern, Serpentine, and White Cube

For British empire world dominating history visit Greenwich Observatory, Kew Gardens, and the HMS Belfast

For "London" things, Buckingham Palace, Trafalgar Square, Tower Bridge, Tower of London, St Pauls, and Houses of Parliament

For shopping, visit Spitalfields Market, Camden Town (specifically Camden Lock), Covent Garden, Regents Street, Selfridges, Harrods, Soho again.

For parks try Hyde Park, Victoria Park, and Regents Park. Regents had London Zoo, apparently the worlds first zoo or whatever. It's pretty good.

For something a little different, visit Shakespeares Globe, Brick Lane, the Olympic stuff

I've lived here for two and a half decades, and I see new shit every day. It's nice to try and cram it all in, but honestly, it would take an absolute lifetime. This is a huge, rich city, vibrant and full of culture. I hope you enjoy your visit, and maybe just walk around for a bit. There are Tube stations all over the spot, so it's easy to not get lost.

Advice: If a pub charges more than £3.20 a pint, it's a tourist trap. Run away. Try and get to the theatre, it's world class. Most of what you'll be doing will involve the centre of London, and most of it is a short walk from everything else, so try and walk rather than rely on the Tube. Weekdays, the Underground charges more before 9.30am... a LOT more. So don't bother before then. Buy a travelcard, it'll cost less in the long run.If you are interested in museums, the Natural History, Science Museum and Victoria and Albert are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. Literally. They are also a bit out of town, so do them all in a day.

Message me for info on any of these things, or more, if you can tell me exactly the sort of holiday you are looking for XD I like making sure people have an excellent first time here
 

Magnalian

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If you ever get hungry, there's a Mcdonalds/KFC/Pizza Hut on literally every corner.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
We hate enthusiastic people. Especially ones with accents. Be as self-depricating as possible.
Seriously? Enjoying yourself and being a friendly person is frowned upon over there?

Sheesh. I, too, was considering visiting London one day, until you said that. Now I'm not so sure.