Gonna get some flak for this, but I HAVE TO KNOW!!!

[Varchld]

what basement, theRe is no basement, what ever do yoU meaN?
looks around hesitantly

 

[Jedamethis]

There is no basement. Leave. Now.

Then WHO WAS BASEMENT?

...

*shrugs*

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Wait, the lock on this thread was broken?

THE BASEMENT HAS NO LIMITS

 

[Hollock]

I don't know, in fact I don't even think there is a basement.
[sub][sub][sub]ask insanum, I think he knows and you didn't hear it from me.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Aerodyamic]

*peeking out around the basement door*

There's nothing down here... no, really.

Spoiler

 

[Dr Snakeman]

My God... What have I done?!

At first, I had assumed that the basement was a page on the Escapist of great darkness and tomfoolery (sort of like a kinder, gentler, less disturbing version of 4chan's /b, a place that I swear by the name of Stephen Seagal never to visit).

But now I know... it is far worse than that. You all have shown me, and now I see...

Spoiler: The horrible secret

THE BASEMENT IS INSIDE MY MIND!!!

I rue the moment (about 40 minutes ago) that I created this thread! Nothing will ever erase the searing mark on my conciousness brought on by my own youthful curiosity!

NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
From this moment on, I will never be what I once was. This stupid question was one of the worst mistakes of my life.