Good British food... does it exists?
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German food is delicious. Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, some mustard, and potato salad. That is a damn good meal. I've had a much better meal in German restaurants than in any fancy Italian restaurant. A robust, simple meal that doesn't waste time with fancy garnishes or lots of courses.Bertylicious said:
Ever seen the film Snatch?Rastien said:I hope you like chalk, stale bread, and bleach it's all we have over hear unfortuntley! to take the edge off the bleach it's worth jamming a finger into your eye at least your eye burning will distract you from the foul taste.
Also being british i wasn't aware of jokes about our food being badthis is new to me ^^ also staying in that hotel i would be surprised if the food wasn't good.
"London?"
"London."
"London?"
"Yes, London. Bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins London."
That short scene summarizes The entire American perception of the UK, and the jokes therein.
There's plenty of stuff that's British that isn't just edible but actually quite delicious. Most of the dishes I can think of are, however, somewhat time intensive and therefor not easy or cheap to come by when dining out.
Pretty much everything is quite expensive in London, though. That's just how it is.
Enter a bakery or other local small shops in the neighbourhood. Stay off the tourist tracks, if possible. Resist temptation of street food and omnipresent fast food offerings (except maybe some chosen samples for comparison with the crap sold at home, if so inclined). Expect the unexpected.
If you're into Indian food, you should check out Khan's, 13-15 Westbourne Grove, London W2 4UA - it's quite a bit away from your posh hotel, though. http://www.khansrestaurant.com/
What's closer is, say, Camden Town which is also worth a visit. Discover it on your own on a leisurely, majestic stroll of the tall man or use the power of Greyskull Google or some guide.
If you're into beer, http://www.ourblackheart.com/ - plus: home-made burgers.
If you're into fun underground deathtraps, I heartily recommend http://www.theunderworldcamden.co.uk/ - on the 6th, it's obviously Afghani folk music night: Bonecrusher Fest 2013 feat. Job For A Cowboy
Plus Beneath The Massacre + War From A Harlots Mouth + Gorod + As They Burn + Make Them Suffer.
There are splendid, tiny breakfast places around, look for those with lots of customers. If you're not queasy and nit-picking, go either for an 'everything' plate to get the full experience and caloric intake or just eliminate stuff you really, really can't imagine eating. I think a proper breakfast beats posh hotel breakfast with empty croissant calories most of the time.
An American that uses metric units. I am intrigued.
Pretty much everything is quite expensive in London, though. That's just how it is.
Enter a bakery or other local small shops in the neighbourhood. Stay off the tourist tracks, if possible. Resist temptation of street food and omnipresent fast food offerings (except maybe some chosen samples for comparison with the crap sold at home, if so inclined). Expect the unexpected.
If you're into Indian food, you should check out Khan's, 13-15 Westbourne Grove, London W2 4UA - it's quite a bit away from your posh hotel, though. http://www.khansrestaurant.com/
What's closer is, say, Camden Town which is also worth a visit. Discover it on your own on a leisurely, majestic stroll of the tall man or use the power of Greyskull Google or some guide.
If you're into beer, http://www.ourblackheart.com/ - plus: home-made burgers.
If you're into fun underground deathtraps, I heartily recommend http://www.theunderworldcamden.co.uk/ - on the 6th, it's obviously Afghani folk music night: Bonecrusher Fest 2013 feat. Job For A Cowboy
Plus Beneath The Massacre + War From A Harlots Mouth + Gorod + As They Burn + Make Them Suffer.
There are splendid, tiny breakfast places around, look for those with lots of customers. If you're not queasy and nit-picking, go either for an 'everything' plate to get the full experience and caloric intake or just eliminate stuff you really, really can't imagine eating. I think a proper breakfast beats posh hotel breakfast with empty croissant calories most of the time.
An American that uses metric units. I am intrigued.
I'm sorry but sausage, boiled cabbage and spuds are not a vehicle to take my tongue to heaven and back. The Germans may have beaten the rest of Europe at money but they've got a long way to go before they win at food.BaronUberstein said:
Also steins are just inconvenient.
Also, OP, I'd recommend trying out Zizzi's restaurant if you immediately get sick of British dishes. Best food I have ever eaten. Italians really do know what they are doing. And it's relatively cheap given how good it is.
Curry, Kebab and Pizza on the other hand are all foreign dishes.
I wasn't trying to say we invented eating fish or making chips, but as a dish, Fish and chips is very British.Netrigan said:
Curry, Kebab and Pizza on the other hand are all foreign dishes.
Guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Can't really argue with one's sense of taste.Bertylicious said:
If by 'British' you mean 'English' then I will hate you forever. Assuming that's not the case, us Scots have invented this thing called haggis, a delicacy in Scotland... putrid slime ball mush poo everywhere else. Still good though.
Also assuming that 'food' you also mean 'drinks', Scots have also invented Irn Bru. Ever tasted God's sweat? Because I sure haven't and I was just curious. Anyway what I'm saying is that it tastes awesome.
Also assuming that 'food' you also mean 'drinks', Scots have also invented Irn Bru. Ever tasted God's sweat? Because I sure haven't and I was just curious. Anyway what I'm saying is that it tastes awesome.
Remember , you pay about 20% more in London than the rest of the country... Think of it like capital tax.Superlative said:
The food in the UK is.... Basic. Chips, sausage, battered fish and much like our language, we borrow a lot stuff from other countries.
We have McDonalds, dominos and subway from 'Murica, plenty of curry houses from India etc.
Although from being forced to watch plenty of "man vs food"' muricans have much worse diets, talk about mound it up!
If you like, I could send you down a whole new path of rage and pain.Netrigan said:
There are actual living people that put tomatoes in gumbo. Some of them don't even bother with that much and use tomato paste.
OT: I'm fairly certain that it's all just a stereotype. You can find good food most anywhere. Honestly, I would really look forward to trying one of these meat pies I've heard so much about.
And America has produced at least one legitimate wholly unique food. Sure, it's only one of the more recent in a long line of confectionery pursuits, but America gave the world fudge.
And the fudge shall not be denied. Now that I think about it, I have no idea how widespread fudge is.
Furbyz said:And America has produced at least one legitimate wholly unique food. Sure, it's only one of the more recent in a long line of confectionery pursuits, but America gave the world fudge.
And the fudge shall not be denied. Now that I think about it, I have no idea how widespread fudge is.
If we go all Native American on you, then we can probably add pretty much anything made out of corn, such as cornbread, grits, and hush-puppies. Soul food borrows extensively from Native American cuisine.
rob_simple said:
i know where i'm going if i ever travel to Britain
there are tons of things in the US that are fried/dumped on with a pound of grease, but you can surprisingly find tons of food here that isn't like that.
although, one time i walked into burger king and ordered an 8 patty burger...yes, 8 fuckin patties, the damn thing added up to 3000 calories, i was afraid i wasn't going to wake up the next morning D:
This all the way. If you can, get it in a glass bottle as well. It's still pretty damn awesome in a normal plastic bottle, but it's just that bit better with glass.Aerosteam said:
Also I don't know why we decided to do this, but you can basically deep fry anything up here, and it'll be considered "Scottish cuisine" XD
Lots of English food is nice, but I'm more well versed in Scottish cuisine.
Nothing beats Haggis, neeps n' tatties with an Irish coffee.
Nothing beats Haggis, neeps n' tatties with an Irish coffee.
As someone who is Australian Master Race and has travelled to the U.S I can probably give some pointers on it since we're made up of EVERY COUNTRY EVER.
If I remember correctly, Bacon and Eggs is touted as a British Breakfast, originating from Farmers. If you find a decent pub, look for something called a Mixed Grill. Generally Sausage, chips, bacon, steak, sometimes tomato...I forget what else goes on there.
A good roast (usually Lamb) is also a wonderful treat, not sure where you'll find one as I've never been to the U.K. Also, try some of the curries and Kebabs there; while not strictly British, they did add some twists and I didn't find any in the US of A.
Also, get some lollies (candy, not lolis) while you're there, vastly different to US' and even ours.
Now if you excuse me, I need to go back to sharpening my knife and kissing England's arse.
If I remember correctly, Bacon and Eggs is touted as a British Breakfast, originating from Farmers. If you find a decent pub, look for something called a Mixed Grill. Generally Sausage, chips, bacon, steak, sometimes tomato...I forget what else goes on there.
A good roast (usually Lamb) is also a wonderful treat, not sure where you'll find one as I've never been to the U.K. Also, try some of the curries and Kebabs there; while not strictly British, they did add some twists and I didn't find any in the US of A.
Also, get some lollies (candy, not lolis) while you're there, vastly different to US' and even ours.
Now if you excuse me, I need to go back to sharpening my knife and kissing England's arse.
Real British Trifle is a must have. So is scouse (Dunno if you can get that in London). Malt loaf is a love it or hate it food. I love it, but my sister found it too chewy.
I've never had spotted dick, but Bennett the Sage tried it and he liked it.
I've never had spotted dick, but Bennett the Sage tried it and he liked it.
There is some bad stuff but they are the masters of fish and chips.
Also you're there have some black pudding for the experience.
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Also you're there have some black pudding for the experience.
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