Good Idea, Bad Idea

[Xskill]

Bad Idea: Crossing the street on a yellow light, which is proven that people speed up to beat the red light soon to come.

Good Idea: Know a lot of fairly usless, but interesting facts...Like me.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Bad Idea: Unable to get a good job because you only know a lot of fairly useless, but interesting facts.

Good Idea: Make your own food for dinner instead of buying a fast food dinner.

 

[COR 2000]

Bad Idea: Realize at that exact moment that you're a cannibal.

Good idea: Hop-scotch!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: hop-scotch in the middle of the road.

Good idea: not being dead.

 

[COR 2000]

Bad idea:living for 150 years, then dying right before the U.N. Declares Russia's national fornification day [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6990802.stm] a global holiday/sport.
Good idea: Internet!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

Bad Idea: Internet Stock.

Good Idea: hiring Chuch Norris as a body guard.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Expecting him to do much good.

Good Idea: Winning an award.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Getting a knife stuck in your face.

Good Idea: Remembering doctor's appointments.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Bad Idea: Remembering your sick wife's doctor's appointments a day later.

Good Idea: Creating an internet Forum.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

Bad Idea: Trolling an Internet forum.

Good Idea:Watching Zero Punctuation.

 

[thepj]

bad idea: killing zero puctuation

good idea: TV

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: TV 24/7

Good idea: taking advantage of a good situation

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Taking advantage of it in an illegal way.

Good Idea: Finding out your girlfriend's real age.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Bad Idea: Not having a girlfriend. Or is it a good idea?

Good Idea: Not having a girlfriend...?

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Not having one ever.

Good Idea: Learning about sex.

 

[Xskill]

Bad Idea: Learning to much about sex.

Good idea: Loving the World, and being a generally nice person.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

Bad Idea: bliving everyone else is doing the same.

Good Idea: Learning ot fly.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Learning by trying to do it blindfolded in the mountains.

Good Idea: Learning to read an analog clock.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: eating an analog clock

Good idea: preventing time paradoxes