Good Idea, Bad Idea

[FalconOne]

Bad idea: Writing a book about Scientology not being a real religion. Should get the bejeebers sued out of ya.

Good Idea: Ascending to god-like status.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Bad Idea: ascending to mod-like status (it rhymed, okay?)

Good Idea: playing basketball.

 

[FalconOne]

Bad Idea: Playing basketball against Wilt Chamberlain.

Good idea: Invading Watergate to steal files from Democratic offices.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Doing so in the middle of the day, wearing an exploding chicken suit.

Good Idea: Inventing new things.

 

[FalconOne]

Bad idea: Inventing new things that get you sued by the guy who originally invented them in the first place.

Good Idea: Inviting Nolan Bushnell to keynote a gaming convention

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Doing that just to get him in an easily blown up place.

Good Idea: Staying together in a horror flick.

 

[FalconOne]

Bad idea: Inviting "The Undercharacterized Man" to your party.

Good idea: Killing "The Undercharacterized Man" off

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Killing him off after finding out he was your protector.

Good Idea: Keeping your immune system strong.

 

[FalconOne]

Bad idea: Getting your immune system to attack your vital organs.

Good idea: becoming Iron Man.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Becoming Iron man in every sense of the word.

Good Idea: Having a phone.

 

[FastFoot92]

Bad Idea:Having an evil phone
Good Idea: Hamsters

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Cloning large hamsters with a taste for flesh.

Good Idea: Ridding the world of evil.

 

[Captainguy42]

Bad Idea: Eliminating all humans to do it.

Good Idea: Providing energy to developing countries.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Providing energy by burning their citizens.

Good Idea: Getting a nice pet.

 

[Paralax]

I think you guys are doing it wrong.
The good idea goes first, with a similar bad idea to act as a surprise punchline.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Interrupting the flow of a game

Good Idea: Keeping everything moving.

 

[slevin8989]

Bad Idea: Keeping everything moving when tied to a conveyor belt that leads you into a pot of boiling acid

Good Idea: Having IQ test required to vote

 

[Captain Pancake]

bad idea: having an age limit on voting

good idea: drinking super-juice

 

[FastFoot92]

Bad Idearinking super douche jjuice

Good idea: starting an RP thread

 

[SteakHeart]

Bad Idea: Starting an RP thread about how to kill off obama. (for the record, I love obama.)

Good Idea: Keeping your virginity