Good Idea, Bad Idea

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Watching killer whales with your laser vision!

Good Idea: NOT say 'that's what she said.'

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Saying 'that's what she said' after everything anyone says.

Good idea: Holding a door open for someone.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Holding it open for an angry tiger.

Good Idea: Luring your archenemy into a trap.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Holding a door open for your imaginary friend....... who you've already killed.

Good Idea: Getting the answers you seek!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Luring your archenemy into a tea party / Seeking the answers that are hiding.

Good idea: Sock puppet theater!

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Sock puppet radio!

Good Idea: Using wheels to climb a ladder!

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Expecting that to work while you're on a roof.

Good Idea: Using a shiny red button.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Using the shiny red button labeled "SELF DESTRUCT".

Good Idea: Making a game with zombies in it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Making a game with gardeners in it.

Good idea: Staying in bed when you're sick.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Staying in bed with a rabid weasel.

Good Idea: Bringing in your tree because it's supposed to frost tonight!

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: staying in bed with a bunch of scorpions.
BEING A GODDAMN NINJA.
And not leaving the trees out to just stinkin die.

Good Idea: Enjoying your station in life.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Liking living as a peasant in the Dark Ages.

Good Idea: Spamming people's inboxes with the word PRON!

 

[Neonbob]

Bad idea: Spamming everyone's inboxes with actual porn.

Good Idea: Enjoying a bit of vulgarity.

 

[TheSentinel]

Bad Idea: Spamming people's inboxes at all.

Good Idea: Move to New Zealand.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Being so vulgar you lose your former self.

Good Idea: Taking a shower.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Taking an electric shower. Figure that one out.
You'll love it.

Good Idea: Learning to play guitar.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Bad idea: believing knowing 4 cords means you can play the guitar
Good idea: learning to play the drum kit

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Just hitting random things and imagining that it sounds good.

Good Idea: Carving a wonderful statue.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Bad idea: carving a giant dick onto your principles head
Good idea: getting a Banana sticker

 

[A Weary Exile]

Bad idea:Getting a Bananna phone sticker
Good ideauct taping waffles to a parakeet.