Good Idea, Bad Idea

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: aspiring to be President of the World.


Good idea: taking over the world.

 

[Azraellod]

Bad idea: failing to take over the world.

Good idea: Sanity.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: stupidity.


Good idea: chocolate cake.

 

[Azraellod]

Bad idea: Blood cake.

Good idea: Establishing an alibi.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: establishing it as "I was abducted by aliens at that time".


Good idea: washing your car.

 

[Azraellod]

Bad idea: washing it with rocks.

Good idea: varnishing your furniture.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: burning your furniture.


Good idea: sleeping in a bed.

 

[Azraellod]

Bad idea: sleeping on a clothes line.

Good idea: Repressing your homicidal urges.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: repressing them when you're fighting to death.


Good idea: avoiding fights to the death.

 

[COR 2000]

Bad idea: Avoiding deaths from fighting.

Good idea: Word reversal!

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: sdrawkcab gnitirw

Good idea: randomness.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: annoying randomness.

Good idea: keeping your appendages inside of the airplane during flight.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: opening the door of an airplane during flight.


Good idea: Mall Fight!

 

[Azraellod]

Bad idea: non-improvised guns in the mall fight.

Good idea: Photosynthesis.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: drinking chlorophyll in an attempt to perform photosynthesis.


Good idea: taking photos.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: taking nude pictures of yourself and sending it in a text message to somebody/put it on the internet.

Good idea: staying clothed.

 

[deathless14]

bad idea: staying clothed at a nudeist colony

good idea: makeing a web page

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: making a web page by drooling on the keyboard.

Good idea: reading Dune.

 

[deathless14]

bad idea: reading in a sand dune

good idea: listening to mozart

 

[TheSentinel]

Bad Idea: Listening to Mozart on acid.

Good Idea: Go to Chik-fil-a