Good Idea, Bad Idea

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: keeping your enemies healthy.

Good idea: making new friends.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Making new dead friends.

Good idea: Getting some sleep when you need it.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Getting some sleep in the middle of a delicate operation.

Good Idea: Having a sense of what time it is.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Having a sense of what time it is and ignoring it.

Good idea: Clicking your heels together and wishing to go home.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: wishing to go home when you're having the time of your life.

Good idea: having the time of your life.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Knowing the time of your death.

Good idea: Relaxing.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: relaxing your breathing muscles.

Good idea: keeping your heart beating.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Keeping your heart broken.

Good idea: Going to the movies.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: watching a bad movie.


Good idea: watching good movies.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Watching good movies with your eyes shut.

Good idea: Celebrating the new year.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: getting drunk in the new year.

Good idea: Christmas.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Blandmas.

Good idea: Getting Christmas shopping done early.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: getting Christmas shopping done 11 months before Christmas.

Good idea: staying away from questionable websites.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Bookmarking questionable websites.

Good idea: Adding friends to instant messaging.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad idea: deleting them the moment you add them.
[sup]Worry not, I did not do it.[/sup]
Good idea: not befriending fools.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: not befriending anyone.

Good idea: not being a maniac.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Having every mania that's been discovered.

Good idea: Learning to play an instrument.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: learning to break an instrument.


Good idea: taking care of yourself.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bad idea: Taking care of yourself with a knife.

Good idea: Studying from books.

 

[Ren3004]

Bad idea: expecting books to talk to you and teach you.


Good idea: avoiding hallucinogenics.