Good Idea, Bad Idea

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Eating beef that's been undercooked.
[sup]Yay! I'm helpful![/sup]

Good Idea: Sending MM custom order friends.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Bad Idea: Making none of them girls.

Good Idea: Seeing how many of your neighbors windows you can break without getting caught.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Vandalism.

Good Idea: Being a good person.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Bad Idea: Being too good of a person.

Good Idea: Being vigilant.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Being a vigilante.

Good Idea: Not being a douchebag.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Bad Idea: Showing off that you're not a douchebag.

Good Idea: Leaving the thread because you're out of ideas.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Leaving the thread because you have tons of ideas and don't want to share.

Good Idea: Moving your stuff.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Moving your stuff into storage, then forgetting where you left it.

Good Idea: Saying hi to Neon!

 

[Metric Monkey]

Bad Idea: Moving it to a place you can't find.
Bad Idea: Telling Neon you'd like to be his eternal servant.

Good Idea: Going back in time.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Fucking up the time machine, giving us lizard-kings.

Good Idea: Genetically engineering lizards until we have dragons!

 

[Metric Monkey]

Bad Idea: Not having the instructions on how to tame them.

Good Idea: Having a "How to tame dragons" guide.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Getting a blank printout of it.

Good Idea: Bringing me blood.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Good Idea: Killing memes.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Confusing memes with reality.

Good Idea: Eating breakfast every day.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Eating breakfast that doesn't consist of ham, leftover pizza, or doughnuts.

Good Idea: Cooking chicken nuggets so you technically eat a meal today.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Eating them because it's all you can reach at the moment.

Good Idea: Trimming the fat from your diet.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Trimming the ham out of your diet.

Good Idea: EATING HAM.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Eating uncooked ham.

Good Idea: Getting plenty of water.

 

[Dorian]

Bad Idea: Committing suicide by drinking too much water.

Good Idea: Killing an animal that is going to die anyways.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Killing it with your fingernails. It takes too long.

Good Idea: Saving time.