Good Idea, Bad Idea

[wewontdie11]

Bad Idea: Eating 2 tonnes of salt in one go.

Good Idea: Purchasing a fire extinguisher.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Using it on your pet hamster.

Good Idea: Cutting up lettuce.

 

[wewontdie11]

Bad Idea: Cutting up lettuce with toenail clippers.

Good Idea: Going to a football game.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Going to a football game in Britain as an American, and then asking where the fuck the football is.

Good Idea: Being wise.

 

[wewontdie11]

Bad Idea: Being wise and using your wisdom to stage an elaborate and ultimately doomed military coup in the Ukraine. (yea I got nothin for that one)

Good Idea: Charging your phone.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Charging it so much the battery explodes acid all over your face while you're driving and you crash into something on the highway.

Good Idea: Giving thorough answers.

 

[Prideful Heretic]

Bad Idea:Giving thorough answers on bomb making

Good Idea:Baking a pizza.

 

[Captainguy42]

Bad Idea: Baking a baby.

Good Idea: Seeing your friends.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Seeing your friends as you run over them.
[sup]And how is the baby-baking a bad idea? [/sup]

Good Idea: Using an umbrella.

 

[NeoAC]

Bad idea: Using an umbrella as a replacement prop in your sword swallowing act. (Seriously, umbrellas are apparently lethal for sword swallowers.)

Good idea: Taking your girlfriend out on a date.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Taking her out to a date at a packing plant.
[sup]I saw that on 1000 Ways to Die! It was great![/sup]

Good Idea: Making your own game.

 

[NeoAC]

Bad idea: Making your own batteries.
[sup]I know, that show is awesome. I like the one where the guys throws himself out the window. That is the definition of epic fail.[/sup]

Good idea: Nuking the whales.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Bad idea: Doing it when Neonbob can see you.

Good idea: Watching the Watchmen

 

[Oneirius]

Bad idea: Watching any superhero movie, as of late

Good idea: Working freelance

 

[i never thought so]

Bad idea: working with a failing company.

Good idea: don't drown.

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Push a drowning old lady down so you don't drown.
[sup]Wait...that's still a good idea...damn.[/sup]

Good Idea: Learning to fly.

 

[the Tadman]

Bad Idea: Learning to fly of a skyscraper and failing.

Good Idea: Making games

 

[Neonbob]

Bad Idea: Making rape games.

Good Idea: Running.

 

[the Tadman]

Bad Idea: Running into a steamroller

Good idea: Inhaling and exhaling

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Bad idea: inhaling whilst in a room filled with carbon monoxide

Good Idea: Using spellcheck