Good insults (just in case)

[Max Goldfine]

Hey kids! here is one you can use on your teacher!

You fairy tale ***** made queen

if you were on fire i wouldn't walk across th room to piss on you.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'm partial to "douche nozzle." Put as far as entire sentences go, how bout "Your breasts should be on display at the Swedish Museum of miniatures."(For use on women only)

 

[Blemontea]

"Yeah well at least I'm not adopted."
"funny coming from the one with a broken neck."
"there's an advantage to being a Ginger... I can kill you and only you go to Hell."

 

[Lullabye]

I can't say any of mine since they're all racist, anti(religion here) or just in bad taste(meaning very very dark humor)
I got burned really recently though.
me: "you wanna douche for Christmas to go with that attitude?"
them: "sure, you gonna wrap yourself for me too?"

 

[MetaMop]

May you rot in the blood belching halls of syphillitic hell you bastard son of a *****'s whore!

 

[Squilookle]

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite...
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you aren't.

 

[DirgeNovak]

You fight like a cow.

/thread

 

[burningdragoon]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Also, just say "Yeah, well fuck you"

 

[Ashsaver]

"You are devoid of intellect"

My insults are usually straight forward,seldom sarcastic.

 

[smeghead25]

You fight like a cow.

/thread

Reboot thread...

How appropriate, you fight like a dairy farmer.

 

[Harley Duke]

"It must be prom night on the Jerry Springer show, cause I'm takin' out the trash."

Assuming this is some kind of trash-talking competition here, anyway.

Also, Venture Brothers has already given you the perfect insult. "You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup."

 

[Berethond]

I usually either make fun of their race or call them a "douche canoe."

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

There's something on your face!
*punch them in the face*
IT WAS PAIN!

 

[Nouw]

My grandma runs faster than you, and she's dead! Not original.

Fuck you asshole. Also not original =P

The list goes on and on...

 

[Atticus89]

Shut up, your armor is pink.

 

[Code Monkey]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Spoiler: Also:

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

"Whatever dipshit"

"last time I heard that joke I fell of a dinosaur"

 

[MetaMop]

Here's a good Roman insult.

"Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem!"

Meaning: In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Also

"Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!"

Meaning: Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business!

 

[captaincabbage]

One of my friend's little brother's said to another friend of mine "Your nose is so big it can smell the future.".

Not sure if that's an insult or a compliment.