Good Name for a Band

[Azaraxzealot]

Metalocracy - Straightforward Heavy Metal band that would focus solely on establishing metal as a religion

 

[JJMUG]

Wild Women of Wongo

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Tinted Windows-Indie pop

Scathing Stars- Probably metal.

Purple Poltergeists-Kiddie pop.

 

[zHellas]

Wild Women of Wongo

That sounds to me like an all-female Ska band.

Purple Poltergeists-Kiddie pop.

When I hear Purple Poltergeists it sounds like Indie Pop.

Rule 34 - Cleverer-than-thou indie rock

And every song is a metaphor for sex.

 

[RanD00M]

Infant playing trumpets - It's a really obscure genre, you've probably never hear of it.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Random Sexy Noise- Probably something hispterish or Beckish. (That's right! Beck is his own genre. He is that good).

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I shall list only one name; my band's name

Parallax - we play metal and prog-metal.

 

[swankyfella]

Earl Gray and the Boston Tea Paty - Two-tone ska
People Having Sex - Indie crap I don't care about

 

[steeple]

blacksmith, especially if all of the members are named smith, and are black...
that would just be epic in my book...

 

[Not Good]

This Band Name Doesn't Make Any Sense: Freeform Jazz
I Don't Want to Live on this Planet Anymore: Avant Garde metal
Stephen Shill's Underground Funk Palace: Dubstep
All Ages Alliterate Appeal: Marvin Gaye Cover band
I'm on a Horse: Comedy troupe featuring a John Wayne impersonator
Our Men Sit Down When They Pee: Riot Grrl punk with male sub live preformance
GRAZ'ULL 'ERO OF DA ORKS: AC/DC-esque 40k themed band

 

[Wardnath]

Eryhl - It'd probably be funeral doom metal, Portal-style death metal or some really strange avant-garde black metal. The actual name is an anagram of R'lyeh from the Cthulhu Mythos.

Sleepwalker - Yeah, this one's gonna be grindcore.

 

[SonofaJohannes]

Corrupted Kittens - Power metal

Porch Monkeys - Indie Rock

The Funky Roosters - Disco

There's a ninja in my cereal - I have no idea.

Rünka - Folk metal

 

[BaconPunch]

For metal bands;

Ragnarök

Already a band, and they are terrible
Anyway
Death Metal: Blood Slug
"Nerdcore": Steelix and the Bacon Boys
"Alternative" Rock: The bald seagull

P.S. The best band name ever: Telephone Bill and the Smooth Operators

 

[Twilight_guy]

Electric technicolor monkeys - Ska

 

[zHellas]

Electric technicolor monkeys - Ska

Will one of the songs be titled: Joseph's Dreamcoat?

 

[hypermage]

Bunny Girl Sky Surfing on a Giant Sword - No Wave (nominally, their gigs would be more like Cageian performance art happenings)
(The) Rape of Nanjing - Power Electronics
We Don't Hate Vegetarians We Just Think They're Funny - Digital Hardcore
(The) Advert Break - Powerviolence

(The next three would play their respective genres with chiptunes and circuit bent toys)
(The) Avant Titles - Grindcore
Bahamut - Metalcore
Gap Filler - Nu Metal

Why the Hell Don't My CD's Fit on My CD Rack? - Death Metal then Jazz Fusion
Superhuman Mutant Baseball - Black Metal then Shoegazing
The Victory - Progressive Rock/Post Rock
(The) New Zealand Story - Free Jazz (it'd be an umbrella name for a big band/orchestra with loads of smaller groups within)

After School Teatime/Bieber 0))) - Funeral Doom Metal/Justin Bieber Drone Metal covers
Unit 731 - Sludge Metal
The Huge Manatees - Stoner Rock/Metal
(The) Record of Heaven's Descent - Speed/Thrash Metal