Googling yourself

[Altorin]

Have you ever come across something while googling yourself that makes you literally want to shoot your younger self in the head?

I found this post on a MUD gaming group from about 11 years ago:

"I dont know the programming of it all, but I am an avid writer and have
been designing zones for nearly a year, I would really like to see
something be used... you wouldnt happen to know of a newbie Diku/Circle
builder file out there? I am REALLY interested in it

Long live Otaku ^_^

- Otacon"

oh my god, what was I thinking? I was about 14, and holy damn, if future me encountered 14 year old me in a dark ally, blood would be spilled.

 

[harv3034]

Just checked, and WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first web article is about an "Administrative Law Firm" in Frankfort, Kentucky.
*I am currently in college in Oklahoma, while my family lives in Texas*

The first image is of a black guy wearing stupid sunglasses.
*I'm white and NEVER wear sunglasses*

SOOOOOOOOOO, nothing that makes me want to murder my younger self.
If anything, it makes me want to go back in time and tell my younger self to "GET OFF YOU'R/MY/OUR LAZY ASS AND TO SOMETHING OF WORTH!"

 

[Judgement101]

I just googled myself and it was not me so I quess I'm not recorded.

 

[pyrosaw]

I googled myself an I found someone with the exact same name and he's quite an asshole.

 

[spartan1077]

I'm nowhere to be found in google. I'm a ninja...I mean...<.<

 

[DiMono]

Nope, though I do know there's a porn star who shares my name. So that's pretty cool I guess.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Nope, though I do know there's a porn star who shares my name. So that's pretty cool I guess.

Your full name or, just your first name?

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OT: HOLY SHIT! One of the hits has my exact last name (almost every other adds the letter S to the end weird) anyway: this person's middle name is my first name but they died in the same year that I was born. The thing is, I was born in February. They died in October...well whatever: it's not like I have any solid memories until I was about 3 anyway...let's try searching with the name 'Joe' instead of 'Joseph' (because my common name rocks)

...

I found someone on facebook with my same first and last name. He looks like the kind of person I wouldn't befriend but, the kind of person who would pay me to take his place for a test of some kind.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Two Facebook pages which are not me, My demoreel on Youtube, Two links to my Vimeo and three to my Linkdin.
http://www.google.ca/search?q=Tyler+Neufeld&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a

However, searching my username is nothing but me, or weird proxy/redirects to me which I did not make.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=lJg&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=Anarchemitis&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

 

[10zack986]

"Do you mind if I google myself in your office?"

"Sure!"

"Can I use your laptop?"

"Of course, how else will you do it?"