Gordon Freeman is addicted to morphine.

[SquirrelPants]

Snape kills Dumbledore.

Also, the drivers in Need for Speed games dance to the terrible in-game music as they simultaneously drive.

 

[IceStar100]

In Halo MC is not the last of the spartans. The sad fact is earth is just much to busy making them capture the flag.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Pac Man is actually taken from a story of a drug-addled cosmonaut who begins to see ghosts of four dead crewmen on a space station. The cosmonaut pops anti-anxiety drugs to while running around the maze of corridors.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/103968/the_MADNESS_of_MISSION_6

 

[Avatar Roku]

Faith from Mirrors Edge abuses LSD. Its the only explanation for how she can run so fast.

LSD wouldn't help that. Are you thinking of Meth?

The dispencer is a spy

Spy sappin'...himself?!

 

[SniperWolf427]

Carmine never really cleaned his weapons...

/cry

 

[Jamash]

Kane is schizophrenic.

And Lynch is only a figment of his delusions.

Kane is so far gone that he imagines that he's partnered with a schizophrenic dude with a skullet, who is just a projection of the weird hippy who sold him his first acid tab, a long slippery slope ago.

Also Duke Nukem is actually in jail for beating up a hooker. 3D Realms are just stalling for time until his parole hearing.

 

[NotAPie]

Heavy has a sniper bullet magnet implanted in his skull.

 

[Roamin11]

Your mother cheat on your father in Fallout 3

 

[Daye.04]

Max payne is a morphene addict (well somebody had to say it) and a manic depressive

Yeah, they do. And they have. This must be (Except for Gordons) the most used in this thread

"Mute" from GTA3 is not really mute. He just knows that if he says anything, he'll screw up what he's managed thus far.

 

[The_Prophet]

The Lich King has verbal diarroeha(sp?)

Just click on him as a DK and you will see what I mean.

I know what you mean.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Skynet was a program that was actually researched by the government. They decided to give it to Microsoft as the distributor and they released it under the popular title Windows Vista.

 

[ohellynot]

link's strage recuring dreams actually ended around 1996