Got 5 DOTA 2 keys for you plebs :D

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FrozenCones

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They wont fucking leave me alone with DOTA 2 Keys. They gave me 7 around Christmas then a further 5 earlier this year. Please help!!!!!

This has to be some form of harassment!
 

miketehmage

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If they really are as common as you guys say; I'll take two. One for me and one for a friend. We both play league :D

If I'm being greedy asking for two then one is fine :)

EDIT: Damn I forgot my favorite flavor of badger! I like blueberry. "That tasted purple!"
 

Bostur

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rhizhim said:
how come all of you "just happen to find" a truckload of DOTA 2 keys on your doorsteps recently?
A convoy of ships carrying DOTA keys happened to run aground nearby and all the keys washed ashore.

More seriously I think Valve regularly sends out keys to those who have DOTA2 installed, and as people register those keys more keys gets sent out. It's like a virus. ;-)

Just for the sake of protocol I have keys as well, and people are welcome to request one by PM.
 

Apollo45

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I don't happen to have one, if someone would like to PM me one. I typically play LoL, but I enjoyed DOTA first and would like to see how DOTA 2 plays.
 

Cheesestick42

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I wonder why they keep giving out DOTA 2 keys...
Anyways, everyone on my friends list has the game and I've still got 5 keys. First 5 people to pm me can have one.

Edit: All gone
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
First, you must tell me your favourite flavour of badger.
I like badger flavoured QUORN. (I already have DOTA 2 btw)

:3
 

Rawne1980

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I like spam flavoured badgers.

SPAM is where it is at.

Not sure if I want a key though, never played DOTA and avoided any games similar due to nightmare communities i've heard about.

Just came here to say Spam really.
 

thesilentman

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Daystar Clarion said:
First, you must tell me your favourite flavour of badger.
What is badger? Some sort of European gourmet dish that I don't know about? :-D

I'm good with DOTA keys, Daystar. I actually had 5 keys, but my friends (who like MOBAs) have called dibs on them. Maybe next time, guys!
 

Rose and Thorn

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I DON'T have a DOTA 2 key and my favorite flavour of badger is ethereal!

I am shocked so many people have keys, so I don't feel so bad for asking one. I have been watching Totalbiscuit play Dota 2 and I wouldn't mind giving it a try! :)

As long as the people are a little more mature than the ones playing League of Legends.
 

Tanakh

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Just FYI DotA2 keys usable in china are going for 5 - 7.5 USD this days. Do whatev the fuck you want with that info.

Edit: More if you manage to sell em directly on China.
 

Skaros

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I seem to be one of the few people who don't have a DOTA 2 key

Oh and chocolate badger is best badger
 

NooNameLeft

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The whole "sending tons of keys to every user" is obviously some sort of marketing technique Valve uses but I just don't understand it...
 

CpT_x_Killsteal

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I've got 12 -.-

The only reason DoTa 2 is so unpopular is because of the ridiculous learning curve. Sometimes it can be fun with friends, but other than that....
 

CardinalPiggles

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I only got a DOTA 2 key a few hours ago funnily enough. I played 2 games and it wasn't for me.

Not that a don't like MOBA's, I enjoyed Battle for Graxia (A much smaller MOBA also on Steam), but DOTA 2 confused me a little because of the item system. In BfG you can carry as many items as you can buy as far as I know, but juggling items (or partially bought items) overly complicated it for me.
 

Akisa

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CpT_x_Killsteal said:
I've got 12 -.-

The only reason DoTa 2 is so unpopular is because of the ridiculous learning curve. Sometimes it can be fun with friends, but other than that....
I don't know I won my first game. Than again I decided to read up on what to do, as I came from the age of manuals.
 
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PsychicTaco115 said:
Oh my....

Would one of you fine people be interested in the donation of a key for Taco?

He would be most appreciative!
hazabaza1 said:
Sure, I'll take one.
Been playing a lot of LoL recently, this couldn't hurt. Much.

Also I like Badger flavour badger. Mmm... badger.

meowchef said:
I have exactly 0 keys. And it makes me sad.
Xanex said:
Hell, I'll take one.
Captain Billy said:
My favorite flavour of badger is three.

Key please :)
Compatriot Block said:
I would love one. I've been meaning to try out a DOTA style game! What excellent timing.
Rawne1980 said:
I like spam flavoured badgers.

SPAM is where it is at.

Not sure if I want a key though, never played DOTA and avoided any games similar due to nightmare communities i've heard about.

Just came here to say Spam really.
Rose and Thorn said:
I DON'T have a DOTA 2 key and my favorite flavour of badger is ethereal!

I am shocked so many people have keys, so I don't feel so bad for asking one. I have been watching Totalbiscuit play Dota 2 and I wouldn't mind giving it a try! :)

As long as the people are a little more mature than the ones playing League of Legends.
Skaros said:
I seem to be one of the few people who don't have a DOTA 2 key

Oh and chocolate badger is best badger
Just add me on Steam :D

Except for you Haza, obviously.

Just bug me whenever you see me online and I'll give you a key. First come, first served basis.

EDIT: Would probably be a good idea if I gave you guys my Steam ID huh?

It's Daystar Clarion
 

BreakfastMan

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Let me add my keys to the pot. *Dumps 5 DOTA 2 keys on the pile.*

I swear, these things are so common, they will become the currency of stream trading soon. Every item's worth will be measured in DOTA 2 keys. XD
 

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I've got 11 spare keys, so feel free to PM me or add me on steam (Artist formely known as Dracula) if you're interested. (And also feel free to join the group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/DotA-2] for tips and discussion about the game in general)
 

Fluxlunanos

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Howdy, Long Time Lurker here. I would love a Key, I would imagine it would be more entertaining than that copy of Dynasty Warriors 5 Empires I found the trash at work the other day. And on the subject of Badgers- I would have to say Jalapeño would be my prefrence.

EDIT

I just noticed, tomorrow is my Birthday. Would that perhaps incline anybody?