Especially considering that his death in F3 was pretty stupid, considering I spent most of my time up until that point killing various hostile people and creatures, I'm pretty sure I could handle two Enclave soldiers and a Colonel.Jackalb said:
Got any Fallout jokes?
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So the Lone Wanderer walks into a bar. and he says "ow"...he didnt realise that the bar had a bar in front of the door because of the building structure.
...eh, I thought it was pretty...*Bang*
...eh, I thought it was pretty...*Bang*
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Baby, I see you eyeing me up. I know what you're thinking, "Who's that Mysterious Stranger at the bar?" Well honey, I'm about to tell you.
I might have a Small Frame, but I'm a Smooth Talker. Give me a chance and I'll show you why Size Matters. I've got a Strong Back and a Light Step, so you know I'm always in control.
Baby, I'm a regular Action Boy.
Maybe later, we can go somewhere, and I'll introduce you to my Iron Fist. Careful, it can sometimes leave a Bloody M~ Hey! Where do you think you're going? I haven't even told you about my Animal Friend!
Come on baby, let's do it! Here and Now!
Baby, I see you eyeing me up. I know what you're thinking, "Who's that Mysterious Stranger at the bar?" Well honey, I'm about to tell you.
I might have a Small Frame, but I'm a Smooth Talker. Give me a chance and I'll show you why Size Matters. I've got a Strong Back and a Light Step, so you know I'm always in control.
Baby, I'm a regular Action Boy.
Maybe later, we can go somewhere, and I'll introduce you to my Iron Fist. Careful, it can sometimes leave a Bloody M~ Hey! Where do you think you're going? I haven't even told you about my Animal Friend!
Come on baby, let's do it! Here and Now!
[Insert aspect of a Fallout game I did not like here and accompany with and a smug but undeserved sense of self satisfaction]
I walked into the Followers' Clinic. The doctor said I need an operation. I said I wanted a second opinion. The doctor says "Okay, you're ugly too."
Ba dum tish!
Ba dum tish!
What does patrolling the Mojave Wasteland make you wish for?
A nuclear winter
Who would win, a hick from Point Lookout with a BB Gun or an Enclave Hellfire trooper with an Incinerator?
The Hick.
A nuclear winter
Who would win, a hick from Point Lookout with a BB Gun or an Enclave Hellfire trooper with an Incinerator?
The Hick.
Jeeesus! I remember him! I wanted him dead like no tomorrow.Ninjamedic said:
You wanna Fallout funny? Okay, I got you one.
So, the jackass who actually invented Jet - you know, that dumbass Myron who's so full of himself - was, in the Fallout 2 epilogue, killed by a Jet addict in order to get drug money. That IS hilarious. But if that's not funny enough, take Marcus the super mutant to a brothel in New Reno and then ask him about it later. You'll laugh.