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nuba km

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make sure it has pictures now randomly select a page with a picture on it if there is more then one select which picture
you will now have to use the content of that picture to defend yourself from a alien (from alien serious) invasion(there are more then a billion of them) here are some guidelines:
if its a blue print you get a blue print same with maps you will just get a map you won't actually get the content of the map
if it's a drawing then you get what the drawing is meant to be
if it is a animal or monster or person etc. you will have complete control of it
if it's a weapon you atomically know how to use it same goes for cars, tanks, planes etc.
if it is a alien you die
if it is a picture of a hand using a spell you can use the spell but if it is a picture of someone using the spell you get the person
if you have any other questions just ask and I can update the list.

I got my brother to pick my book and picture with out him knowing what it was for and I get a bald eagle hmm gone have to fight smart with him.
 

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I now control Alexander the Great and his army... I'm off to conquer the known world
 

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Drakmeire said:
I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!
great now you need to figure out how to get him out of his dimension before the aliens eat you.
 

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Disaster Button said:
I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.
hm.... THe dark tower is a smart grown up book.

OT: And I get to fight with Roland Deschain? In front of the Tower? With his six shooters? I pity the aliens, I truly do.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SIUL8EbikTs/TImg71PEYkI/AAAAAAAABNg/ASlWQ2W5emI/s1600/darktower6ju.jpg
 

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Roperius said:
I now control Alexander the Great and his army... I'm off to conquer the known world
just saying you are fighting aliens that have acid for blood and are masters of stealth.
 

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I picked up Planet Hulk, in which the Hulk is on an alien planet... fighting aliens. I turn to a page where, oh my god, shocking, he's fighting aliens! I'm sorted!
 

nuba km

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tellmeimaninja said:
My books have words.

I'm sorry, should I run out and purchase Dr Seuss?

I'm offended by you humans. Always implying that we aliens are violent and/or read picture books.
well I am talking about aliens from the alien serious and I would be impressed if they read picture books
 

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nuba km said:
Roperius said:
I now control Alexander the Great and his army... I'm off to conquer the known world
just saying you are fighting aliens that have acid for blood and are masters of stealth.
I've got one of the most balanced combined forces in history at my back... We'll see your aliens at Gaugamela.
 

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ThatLankyBastard said:
I grabbed the "Zombie Survival Guide" and turned to page 37...

CHAINSAW MOFO's!!!
That will work great till the aliens acid blood melt through your chainsaw.
 

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Zeithri said:
if it has a picture of the spell being used you can use it.
Roperius said:
nuba km said:
Roperius said:
I now control Alexander the Great and his army... I'm off to conquer the known world
just saying you are fighting aliens that have acid for blood and are masters of stealth.
I've got one of the most balanced combined forces in history at my back... We'll see your aliens at Gaugamela.
there are more then a billion aliens you have merely thousands you may fight but you will fall
 

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nuba km said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
I grabbed the "Zombie Survival Guide" and turned to page 37...

CHAINSAW MOFO's!!!
That will work great till the aliens acid blood melt through your chainsaw.
That may be, but from reading the Zombie Survival guide I now know how to survive in an environment filled with hostile creatures...

And I can kill them with my bear hands anyway...
 

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Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.
 

nuba km

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ThatLankyBastard said:
nuba km said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
I grabbed the "Zombie Survival Guide" and turned to page 37...

CHAINSAW MOFO's!!!
That will work great till the aliens acid blood melt through your chainsaw.
That may be, but from reading the Zombie Survival guide I now know how to survive in an environment filled with hostile creatures...

And I can kill them with my bear hands anyway...
I would pay good money to see that.