grab a book

[CarpathianMuffin]

I get a somewhat attractive girl grooming herself in front of a mirror?
Eh, I can live with that.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Mine has this guy on the cover;

I win.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I grabbed the "Zombie Survival Guide" and turned to page 37...

CHAINSAW MOFO's!!!

That will work great till the aliens acid blood melt through your chainsaw.

That may be, but from reading the Zombie Survival guide I now know how to survive in an environment filled with hostile creatures...

And I can kill them with my bear hands anyway...

I would pay good money to see that.

Let the alien ass-kicking begin!!!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I got the Pigman......no winning there.

 

[Skorpyo]

I'm going to defeat aliens with my vast knowledge of QBASIC programming?

Sounds legit.

 

[nuba km]

Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.

you can pick the cover of a book but you have to go with the image you chose before you knew it was about fighting aliens.

 

[nuba km]

I'm going to defeat aliens with my vast knowledge of QBASIC programming?

Sounds legit.

wait you have a PICTURE of that how would that even work.

 

[theComposer]

Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.

you can pick the cover of a book but you have to go with the image you chose before you knew it was about fighting aliens.

Well, I did read the entirety of your post before I picked an image, but this is the image I would have gone with, as there are no other images in this book (except the maps, but that's boring), or most other books that I read, for that matter.

 

[Skorpyo]

I'm going to defeat aliens with my vast knowledge of QBASIC programming?

Sounds legit.

wait you have a PICTURE of that how would that even work.

Spoiler: How about this?

I could always just beat them to death with the book.

 

[northeast rower]

Winnie the Pooh.

A bear, a tiger, and a honey jar. My strategy: ride the beat into battle, use the honey jar to direct it. In the meantime, make a sweet battle helmet out of the gopher.

Aliens are fucked.

 

[smearyllama]

Let's see....
It's a French Textbook!

...on a page about buying clothes.

Yeah, I'm pretty screwed.

Another random page shows a kid and his sister talking about the weather.

Again, I'm done for.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Damn, I don't have any books with pictures. I have a Lovecraft book though, with pictures of some fucked up dimension on the cover. Can I send the aliens to that dimension?

 

[MetaKnight19]

I shut my eyes and picked a book at random from my shelf, and joy of joys I picked this

Fear the Magic Roundabout of Swindon, alien scum!

 

[Aur0ra145]

Admiral Raymond Spruance. Aliens don't have a chance.

 

[The Stonker]

I'm reading The melachnholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
I now control god.
MWHAHAHAHHAHA.

 

[kikon9]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

great now you need to figure out how to get him out of his dimension before the aliens eat you.

Cthulhu lives in R'lyeh, not a different dimension.

 

[nuba km]

snip

no you have those four random shapes on the cover to use presume they are about half the size of you.

Damn, I don't have any books with pictures. I have a Lovecraft book though, with pictures of some fucked up dimension on the cover. Can I send the aliens to that dimension?

if is a map of the dimension no you get a map but if it is the dimension you can travel there.

 

[nuba km]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

great now you need to figure out how to get him out of his dimension before the aliens eat you.

Cthulhu lives in R'lyeh, not a different dimension.

well I presume R'lyeh is a different planet he still has to wait for cthulhu to travel the distance and then everyone dead.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

No picture within, i'm going with the cover art.

The book is called "Swedish Mafia" (but in swedish). The picture are 10 members from the notorious group Bandidos MC. I win, these guys once blew up the clubhouse the biggest Hells Angels chapter in Sweden. WITH A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER!

Granted, we could probably not kill billions of aliens but we could become the awesomest resistance force on the planet. I'd imagine Sweden's endless forests are just even harder finding someone in than the mountains in afghanistan.

 

[nuba km]

No picture within, i'm going with the cover art.

The book is called "Swedish Mafia" (but in swedish). The picture are 10 members from the notorious group Bandidos MC. I win, these guys once blew up the clubhouse the biggest Hells Angels chapter in Sweden. WITH A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER!

Granted, we could probably not kill billions of aliens but we could become the awesomest resistance force on the planet. I'd imagine Sweden's endless forests are just even harder finding someone in than the mountains in afghanistan.

yes but they can also be use for the aliens advantage moving thought the tree tops and the leaves that cover the ground.