grab a book

[The Red Spy]

The Christmas TV guide gave me Lemurs... Terrific.

The New Scientist gave me the planet HAT-P-7, I suppose I can be greatful for my new retreat or used to destroy the oncoming fleet if I can make them somehow collide.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

alright, so i chose a book on first aid and got something on dressing wounds on wrist... do i win or fale?

 

[Ekonk]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

Cthulhu is an alien, which means you die.

 

[Socius]

I'm going to beat aliens with the hichhikers guide to the galaxy? Sweet!

 

[F-I-D-O]

Ok, i get a mechwarrior dropship. Containing > or = one hundred mechs, huge infantry force, and a plethora of tanks, aircraft, and hovercraft.
*powers up a Jupiter mech, custom Loki mech, a Forester mech, Catapult, Vulture, squad of Partisans, and a Thor.
Ehh...they use power to move
*Fires arsenal of dropship's weapons, before launching mechs to clean up the mess.
I do believe I am successful. A xenomorph cannot face a 100 ton mech.

 

[mindlessvulgarity]

I shut my eyes and picked a book at random from my shelf, and joy of joys I picked this

Fear the Magic Roundabout of Swindon, alien scum!

I laughed at this for a full minute.

OT: I opened My copy of this months Empire Magazine, TAKE SIMON PEGG AND ANDY SERKIS TO THE FACE ALIEN SCUM.

 

[Sangtrain]

I opened an Artbooklet near me at the time of reading this first post...


Deathwing from WoW.

so first he'll probably "Loldragon" all over the aliens then turn around and eat me for not being able to stop the invasion by myself...or something equally absurd.

 

[Kafloobop]

Lost at Sea by Bryan Lee O' Mally.....wtf am I supposed to do with this?

 

[strangemoose]

world of warcraft cataclysm art book
YES I GET DEATHWING AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[Yopaz]

Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.

As long as you have The Dragon Reborn you should be safe.

 

[Disaster Button]

I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.

I don't own any books with pictures, but I'm not pretentious enough to dismiss them as a medium.

Oh please, I was hardly being serious.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.

Yeah, I'm with this guy.

Unless autobiographies count, but I'd rather not fend off the alien invasion with Sean Astin as my only defense.

 

[Lullabye]

Well, I have a complete guide to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. And the only page with pictures is the one with all the necessities one needs for traveling the universe. So yeah.
I have a towel and a bag.

 

[Father Tunde]

Mehrunes Dagon. God bless you Oblivion game guide.

 

[Nouw]

Moby Dick. Can I launch whales into the sky?

 

[Mr Pantomime]

I picked up Japanese LAnguage, Life and Culture. I have a Tidal wave. Hope theyre Signs Aliens, or just ones that can drown really. If theyre amphibious im fucked

 

[loc978]

The only books I own with pictures in 'em are textbooks. I now have a metal lathe. Joy...

 

[Railgun88]

Cool my book has a Bristol Fighter S. Catch me now mofos. Hahahaha.

 

[Mordwyl]

The Christian God will fight aliens for me. I win.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I grabbed the "Zombie Survival Guide" and turned to page 37...

CHAINSAW MOFO's!!!

I love that book!