grab a book

[Drakmeire]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

Cthulhu is an alien, which means you die.

No alien=another planet
Cthulhu=another universe as well as being more of a god than an animal.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

great now you need to figure out how to get him out of his dimension before the aliens eat you.

"Oh but you forgot to turn on the lights!"
*You were eaten by a grue*

 

[Drakmeire]

The Christian God will fight aliens for me. I win.

ummm wait, where did you find a picture of the christian God?

 

[Trippy Turtle]

my sister got this picture bible out as a joke.... i got a desert.....why me.

For the record the only religion i will ever follow is the invisible pink unicorns.

Spoiler: dont read if you will be offended

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."

 

[Sallix]

I opened up my Physics textbook, on the page are two pictures, one of James Clerk Maxwell and Ludwig Boltzmann.

I think I'll take Maxwell with me, I reckon he could handle himself in a fight better than Boltzmann. He also has the mightier beard. Which is important when it comes to fighting hordes of aliens.

 

[theComposer]

Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.

As long as you have The Dragon Reborn you should be safe.

Well, unless he goes mad and breaks the world again...

 

[Bsf013]

I got my chuck norris vs mr.t book and went to the last page i now have power over giant chuck norris and mr.t I win case closed

 

[FURY_007]

Last Chancers here we go

 

[19]

I get Roland from The Dark Tower.
Bring it on, aliens.

 

[nuba km]

Ok, i get a mechwarrior dropship. Containing > or = one hundred mechs, huge infantry force, and a plethora of tanks, aircraft, and hovercraft.
*powers up a Jupiter mech, custom Loki mech, a Forester mech, Catapult, Vulture, squad of Partisans, and a Thor.
Ehh...they use power to move
*Fires arsenal of dropship's weapons, before launching mechs to clean up the mess.
I do believe I am successful. A xenomorph cannot face a 100 ton mech.

but I believe a thousand could

 

[nuba km]

I opened an Artbooklet near me at the time of reading this first post...


Deathwing from WoW.

so first he'll probably "Loldragon" all over the aliens then turn around and eat me for not being able to stop the invasion by myself...or something equally absurd.

no after the aliens are dead he will just disappear.

 

[BabyRaptor]

The closest thing to a picture book in my room was the instruction booklet from my Assassin's Creed 2: Discovery game. Opening page...

I opened it to the menu page. Sorry world, you're screwed. I have no idea how to fight off a huge alien army with menus.

 

[Revolutionary]

The only "books" that I have with pictures in them is Scott pilgrim series. So yeah Looks Like I now control the power of Scott's Jacket which is noted to be inferior to Wallace's......Awsome.

 

[Yopaz]

Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.

As long as you have The Dragon Reborn you should be safe.

Well, unless he goes mad and breaks the world again...

Correction: safe from aliens. If he goes crazy then it's probably more dangerous with him...

 

[YouBecame]

Heh. I might just be OK. I'm reading Mark Musas translation of Inferno. In it is a diagram of lower Hell and Lucifer. So I guess by extension I have Minos and the shades inhabiting Hell. So I guess I have a few fightey things, somewhere to drag them to and freaking Lucifer to deal with anyone untoward.

Sucks to be aliens!

no you have a digram of lower hell and Lucifer if it was actually a drawing of them and not just a digram (like a map) then you would have him.

Lucifer is certainly involved. I have a good feeling aout him vs aliens.

 

[Headsprouter]

I got BATTLE POPE:MAYHEM.

It's not even mine, it's my brothers, lol.

So i flicked open the comic at a page with the battle pope getting smacked out of the way by some giant, red, cyborg demon while saying: ''blathering blatherskites!''. Pretty epic.

 

[nuba km]

I got BATTLE POPE:MAYHEM.

It's not even mine, it's my brothers, lol.

So i flicked open the comic at a page with the battle pope getting smacked out of the way by some giant, red, cyborg demon while saying: ''blathering blatherskites!''. Pretty epic.

0_o what the hell but i need to add 'blathering blatherskites' to my vocabulary.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Ok, i get a mechwarrior dropship. Containing > or = one hundred mechs, huge infantry force, and a plethora of tanks, aircraft, and hovercraft.
*powers up a Jupiter mech, custom Loki mech, a Forester mech, Catapult, Vulture, squad of Partisans, and a Thor.
Ehh...they use power to move
*Fires arsenal of dropship's weapons, before launching mechs to clean up the mess.
I do believe I am successful. A xenomorph cannot face a 100 ton mech.

but I believe a thousand could

Retreats to dropship. Enters upper atmosphere. Launches barrage of lasers down on the xenomorph hives. Sends 1-5ton troopers in battle armor through ship to kill any xenos on board. Yeah, I think I'm good.