GRAB SOMETHING!!!

[hittite]

A plastic cup half full of Mt. Dew. 10

 

[Mr. Omega]

My replica Captain America shield. Plastic, but still awesome. I'd give it a 2.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Acoustic guitar: Maybe I could play the cavemen [which totally co-existed with dinosaurs (if you're from Kansas)] a nice little tune, and convince them I was a god?

I'd say a 5 if my plan worked and a 9 if it didn't (could still use it as a club).

 

[Blemontea]

7, i grabbed my Camera i would have to strip it all to get something useful. but i dont normally carry a screwdriver so i wont be able to easily salvage anything.

 

[Alon Shechter]

A Leatherman that can barely open its knives.
.....Damn...

 

[Jack_Uzi]

I'd say a 7. I grabbed my lighter. Could be handy.

 

[BreakfastMan]

8. Was already holding a 5 pound weight, and thought to myself "sure, why not". Guess I get to bludgeon dinosaurs to death. Hurrah!

 

[poet_lawreate]

I grabbed a pencil, so I guess I can try and fend off medium sized animals, kill little ones for food and carve intricate patterns into rocks to confuse people in thousands of years, before I get killed by the dinosaurs.

 

[interspark]

9, i grabed a big fucking knife because i didnt belive you about teh zomiez

well i did consider saying "HA! IT IS A ZOMBIE INVASION THREAD!" but i figured i might get in trouble for that

 

[interspark]

Fingerless police gloves.

[sub]10[/sub]

Brb, gonna punch some dinosaurs.

yeah, i wouldnt put all my money on you Bing R B

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Hmm... External hard drive. 1 terabyte of survival uselessness. And there's no way it's heavy enough to function as a decent club.

So a 10 to screwed-ness based on the item. About a 5 due to my arrogant insistence that I have some survival skills, even though I probably don't.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I have a 5 metre long guitar lead. I'd say a 5, seeing as how its essentially two metal spikes on the end of some uber-strong rope =D

 

[Calico93]

Small bottle of aftershave, well at least after the dinos eat me theyll spit me back out as ill taste vile ^^ HA I win ^^

In the most minor way possible

9

 

[PoliceBox63]

My glasses case.... 10

 

[nuba km]

ok, before you click the spoiler, get up and select something in the room you are currently in (and no, this is not a zombie survival weapon thread),

Spoiler: ok, you got something?

OH NO! you've fallen into a temporal scism and are stuck in prehistoric earth with nothing, and i mean NOTHING (not even clothes) but the thing you just selected. now seeing as you have starvation, winters and the occasional dinosaur to deal with, on a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how screwed are you? (1 being sure survival and 10 being dead within the hour)
sorry, people seem to be getting a bit confused, just to clarify 10 IS SCREWED! 1 IS SAFE!

0. I picked up a towel I knew no matter what would happen it would come in useful.

edit: I original wrote 11 but then realised that the higher the number the more screwed you are.

 

[Zarthek]

My C-10 Ghost rifle... I'd say I'm at a -7 on the scale...

Realistically I grabbed a fork so it's probably around a 9

 

[interspark]

I grabbed my glass of chocolate milk, so I say that's a 10. At least I'll die happy.

i dunno, knowing time scisms, all the milk would probably fly out and create a chocolate field in the 80s somewhere (actually, that makes alot of sense...)