GRAB SOMETHING!!!

[El Poncho]

I have water, I will be refreshed while I die?

 

[Chezzz]

damn, i was torn between the empty drinks bottle on my desk and some other stuff

in the end i plumped for the good old dependable eraser...

$*!@

 

[Urgh76]

A stirofoam football......... Yea Im screwed, but I can still pose!

 

[RanD00M]

Well I picked up a towel. So that might help me, granted that I am saved. Which I doubt.

wow, if you'd read Hitchhiker's Guide, you'd get the irony of that

I've only read the Salmon of Life, which was hilarious. But I do get that joke. The chances of being saved in space are some 0.0XX %, and if you're hitchhiking then you should always bring a towel.

 

[Kirch Libre]

What the fuck is a dreadlock gonna do!? I'm screwed.

 

[pyrosaw]

When I read the title, I instantly grabbed a cup. I can live!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

My crotch.

Thirty seconds won't be enough...

 

[Double A]

I have a pillow.

So, uh, I'd eat it?

 

[Infinatex]

Well I picked up a towel. So that might help me, granted that I am saved. Which I doubt.

wow, if you'd read Hitchhiker's Guide, you'd get the irony of that

I've only read the Salmon of Life, which was hilarious. But I do get that joke. The chances of being saved in space are some 0.0XX %, and if you're hitchhiking then you should always bring a towel.

I dig this! LOL

I'm screwed. I grabbed a full size plastic skeleton... I assume I'll be joining him soon

 

[6unn3r]

I wonder if i can eat my cheese and pickle sammich in 30 seconds....?

 

[loc978]

an empty paper teacup with a plastic lid.
Assuming I can live in vacuum for 30 seconds (haha), I'll also assume my teacup is full of air and I can breathe it the way Jason Statham can breathe from a car tire underwater.

I suppose I'll live for a good minute or so like that. Hopefully Zaphod Beeblebrox will come by in his spaceship via the infinite improbability drive (hey, it's every bit as plausible as my lack of explosive decompression) and rescue me. I say I survive the ordeal

 

[AdmiralCheez]

An XLR cable? This... is not helpful.

 

[interspark]

I'm screwed. I grabbed a full size plastic skeleton... I assume I'll be joining him soon

you should put yourself in a reeeeeeeally dirty position with it, just give the "space archeologists" something to think over if it holds

 

[Necrofudge]

Assuming I get saved, I feel content that the aliens will be able to know the body they're probing since I grabbed my wallet.

 

[kebab4you]

Picked my phone, who knows maybe there is some space craft out near me that I can contact before I die.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I grabbed a beer. Meh...good as anything else, I suppose.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I grabbed a pad of sticky notes. I die but future generations will know I died fighting... or at least know that aliens have weird writing systems.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I grabbed my Johnson....

30 seconds til I die?
Fair enough....

 

[MagicMouse]

I grabbed my 9mm. I won't give space the satisfaction of killing me!