GRAB SOMTHING ELSE!

[Gunjack65]

One of my friends started the thread GRAB SOMTHING which can be found here
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.233222-GRAB-SOMETHING?page=1
I decided to do one myself so without further ado
GRAB SOMTHING! Doesnt matter what it is just dont use the spoiler untill you have somthing!

Spoiler: Alright, Got somthing?

You have seen a sweet sports car and you want it right there and then, sadly you only have this item in your possession at the time. You have to convince the owner of that car to trade the item in your possession for the car. How would you do it and what would be your sucsess chances? (1-10, 1 being no chance, 10 being certenty)

 

[Bloodstain]

"Dude, seriously, this bottle of lemonade is the FUTURE!"

 

[101194]

"If you don't give me your car I'll blow off your head"

 

[Salty Weasel]

If you don't trade that car for this computer duster right now I'll throw it at your head. Or spray it at you upside-down...

1 or 2

 

[hittite]

I have a slushy. I spill it in his lap, then under the guise of helping him clean up, I knee him in the groin and take off with his car. I give it a 5.

 

[lacktheknack]

"But you don't understand, this iPod has a really rare track from Akira Yamaoka on it!"

(1)

 

[dorkette1990]

You know you want a fancy pink smartphone for your car! It has an app for dnd character sheets...

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"See this nearly depleted sellotape? It's official Mother 1+2 merchandise!"

I'd probably get the car AND a shitload of money.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

"HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW PRODUCT: A PACK OF CARDS. IT'S AMAZING, AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR NOTHING BUT THAT SPORTS CAR RIGHT THERE"

That will definitely work...

(1)

 

[Sacman]

"Gimme yo keys *****! You wanna get stabbed sucka!?"

 

[JLML]

Well, I can access a bank account from my iPhone, transferring money for the car. Piece of cake.

 

[fullbleed]

"If you don't trade me I'll show this tape of you to the world."

 

[Me55enger]

I grabbed my balls.

I don't think im going to get the Skoda of my dreams...

Suppose I could beat him/her over the head and steal it...

 

[I Max95]

can i throw my cup at him and steal it
its a pretty hard cup it might do some damage
1

 

[UBERfionn]

It's not an xbox remote, it's a CIA thingy. ya...

...can i have your car?

 

[TheStickman]

"HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW PRODUCT: A PACK OF CARDS. IT'S AMAZING, AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR NOTHING BUT THAT SPORTS CAR RIGHT THERE"

That will definitely work...

(1)

I would take that deal.

Trading these Mickey Mouse Ears with my name embroidered into them will be a problem, though.

1

 

[KindOfnElf]

"If you draw a door with this orchid colour crayon, it will lead you to anywhere you want when you open it."

umm... 1.

 

[AMCization]

"This may look like an empty coke can now, but trust me, its going places"

 

[Dango]

1.

Because I wouldn't trade my starfish for something as silly as a car.