GRAB SOMTHING ELSE!

[Wobbleflops]

I use the roll of electrical tape i am holding to tape up the mans hands and legs, meaning he wont be able to persue me when i drive away in his car.

Success rating: 3/4 (Have to actually lure him out of the car first, then restrain him long enough to tape him up)

 

[02y211]

Item in my position? I don't need no item foo'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R4e9SBLuBw

Rate of success: Well I can't see how this setup can fail 10/10!

 

[Wildcard5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THIS KNIFE!!!

Seariously though, I would offer a nickel, two pennies, and my unyielding gratitude.

Chance of success: 10 with option 1
3 with option 2

 

[thegaminggirlfriend]

I'll give myself a 3 and hope that he's a diehard Halo fan who couldn't afford the super-duper expansion. And that my fiance will understand that I traded Halsey's journal for a car.

 

[linkzeldi]

A sports car for a DS? I suppose I could bash the person with it until they lost conciousness and just loot their keys.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

"Man, just look at this sweeeet empty box of energy drink. I swear, once, Elvis drank from this. It's worth millions!"

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

Speakers and headphones. I guess I could try to pass it off as a high-tech sound system, or failing that, knock him out with it.