Grab the thing to the LEFT of you and defend yourself!

[Sn1P3r M98]

A can of peppermint Altoids. They're too strong for the zombies!!

 

[Mr. Gency]

But... everything I have that can be used as a weapon is to my right.

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[Acidwell]

Well i'm lucky enough to have a bottle of soy sauce or else book 12 of the wheel of time

 

[PureIrony]

You need to stop this "slight variation on improvised weapon" crap. This is fourth time this month I've had to fight a zombie invasion, and now all I've got is a coffee mug and a dachshund.