In a physics class one day, we had an hour and fifteen minute lecture on magnetism with practical demonstrations and everything. It was pretty well explained. But then at the end one guy just sits there and says "I dont get it". Needless to say we all facepalmed and in the end resorted to hand gestures to help the guy understand.
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A substitute teacher in class one day, not realising his computer was hooked up to a projector (it's touch-screen, pimpin'). He was car-shopping, playing flash games, and finally, and epicly, trying to look at porn but all the sights were blocked...
EDIT: I was just looking at another site, and I saw an add that said, and I quote verbatim, "Was Jesus going green?"
EDIT: I was just looking at another site, and I saw an add that said, and I quote verbatim, "Was Jesus going green?"
While discussing a recent trip I took to Europe with some people in my major (I'm a junior taking sophomore classes, and the people I'm talking to are sophomores and freshmen), one of the young freshmen girls said "So which parts of America are those in?"
I stood there for a good minute, mouth agape, not sure whether to correct her or smack her in the face.
I stood there for a good minute, mouth agape, not sure whether to correct her or smack her in the face.
We have a tarp over our garage door , not one for cars the back entrance. Last night the wind was blowing the tarp outward from the garage. My brother asked how the wind was blowing from inside the garage.
I hope this counts but I was playing TF2 on Xbox Live and I messed up something fierce and my team started yelling at me. I apologized kind of sarcastically and they stopped.
"SecondmateFlint...are you a girl?"
I am, and I told them so. Then all of a sudden...
"Great job, SecondmateFlint! You're doing awesome!"
Facepalm.
"SecondmateFlint...are you a girl?"
I am, and I told them so. Then all of a sudden...
"Great job, SecondmateFlint! You're doing awesome!"
Facepalm.
This one is just fucking awesome.AjimboB said:
OT: I have a friend.... a 27 year old college educated engineer, that swears a parrots lifespan is 200-300 years and that bears are human's closest living relative. Among many other skewed scientific "facts" that he knows.
I'm 15 years old and I wanna have a baby
I've had sex with over....
*faceplam* youtube it if you want to see it.
I've had sex with over....
*faceplam* youtube it if you want to see it.
*laughs* I don't know why, I just find that really funny.SecondmateFlint said:
In a history class a girl saw a picture of a chinese man and said, and was totally serious at the time, "Is that Hitler?" I face-desked.
In my freshman history class in high school, we were going over post WWII legislature in the US, and the G.I. Bill was brought up. This one girl raised her hand in the class and asked the teacher, "Is G.I. Bill still alive?"
That letter some stupid ***** wrote to Universal saying The Wolf Man is a rip off of Twilight.
*double facepalm*
No, that's too much for even a double facepalm, this requires a double facedesk.
*double facepalm*
No, that's too much for even a double facepalm, this requires a double facedesk.
Ok, To keep this civil, let me explain my point:Pyromaniac1337 said:
You put in your response the song "Du Hast" - There are more genre's of music out there you know. There are unsuitible songs, But a vast majority go for what i describe as the "beautiful agony" route, The same as Ballet (which i also despise with a firey passion).
The thing is, The event itself is open to...flaws. You dont have judges for technique on the Tobbogan or Speed Skating events, And its not like the skaters are subjected to any danger, Its all "look at me floating around the ice, either on my own or with a partner. Now look at us Spin, And skate backwards holding hands..."
I suppose you could[/I] say the same about the luge "once you've seen one you've seen them all", and it may be true, But clocks decide who gets the gold, and clocks are not open to political scrutiny.
Its the same reason i dont listen to the Eurovision Song Contest (and because the UK's reputation is awful)
Seeing Figure Skaters fall over is funny, Seeing a Toboggan overturn sets the pulse racing. Theres a reason for this, I think the fact im a sucker for speed may be a factor on my opinions, But i have a feeling the majority will agree with me.Pyromaniac1337 said:
Highlighted for proof & backup to my arguement. Seeing 5 people do slightly different routines to the same song is not my idea of entertainment.Pyromaniac1337 said:
I got a great one (though it didn't happen to me, my friend had it happen to him, or I suppose his science class)anyways, my friend's teacher was talking about semen and how there's glucose in it and this girl in the class said "But it doesn't taste sweet" *FACEPALM!* but THEN the teacher said back 'That's because your taste buds are on the tip of your tongue not at the back of your throat" (he might have said mouth, or throat, i dont remember the story very well so forgive me)