Great quotes!

[Urgh76]

now if i recall, it is u who are the bastard NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK -family guy

 

[Alpha Centauri]

"My name is Harvy Milk, and Im here to recurit you"

~ H Milk

 

[kawligia]

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

-Margaret Thatcher

"No matter how moderate or unambitious we may be, we cannot count upon the moderation or hope to extinguish the ambition of others."

-Alexander Hamilton

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

War, war never changes
I used to be a dog, got better, not a better dog, i'm a terrible dog
Meteo
Life is pain
Greater is the battle not fought
Good news everyone
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die
Stop Global hunger, run over a Girl Scout

Read your post as one long, confusing Ron Perlman narration in my mind because of that first line.

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Churchill.
A commonly cited great quote, but a great quote nonetheless.

Thanks to you I just imagined the professer going "Good news everyone! When the rich wage war, It's the poor who die!" and I began laughing, thank you, just thank you.

Oh, good quote by the way.

 

[Jim Grim]

"OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL?" - Dogleg Columbo Genius Superstar Man

 

[DrunkWithPower]

BUT I DONT WANT TO BE THE ANTICHRIST!!- Seinfeld

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

"You can make a throne out of Bayonets but you wont be able to sit on it very long."

 

[Shycte]

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

Fix'd. Nah, to obvious.

Anyway

Love is like anaesthetic before surgery. If it don't work. It is bound to hurt like hell

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'm not ranting, I just feel the need to bring this up. It is a misconception that schizophrenia means a person has more than one personality; schizophrenia is a mental condition that can have a number of symptoms but multiple identities or personalities is not one of them.

The condition of having multiple personalites is Disassociative Identity Disorder, or DID for short. As someone who has DID I get annoyed when people make jokes like that one due to misconception.

So if everyone would just try to remember: DID = Multiple Personalities. Schizophrenia = Hallucinations and Delusions.

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

Me: I have a vowel gun *mimes machine-gun* A-E-I-O-U.... and sometimes Y.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword must have had a damn good pen."

 

[Killer Rabbit]

"Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."- Thomas R. Marshall, on Theodore Roosevelt.

 

[X Gintoki X]

"Who the hell do you think we are!" TTGL

"if you've got enough time to fantasize about your beautiful death,
why don't you live your life beautifully to the end?"
~Gintoki~

"listen i don't care what you do any where else... but any where
within reach of my sword is my country."
~Gintoki~

"Screw the rules i have money" YGTAS
~Seto Kaiba~

"speak softly and carry a big stick" teddy Roosevelt

 

[Danny Ocean]

[HEADING=2]Check it out![/HEADING] [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.56260#416371]

 

[theSovietConnection]

"Your foe is well-equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."
-Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Krieg Panzer Regiment

40K is an excellent quote mine.

 

[Griff]

When Winston Churchill was Prime minister for the 2nd time he was woken up early one morning by one of his assistants after a scandal had broken out with a homosexual love affair between two of his cabinet ministers.

His assistant said, "Sir come quickly two of your cabinet were caught together in the park yesterday night its all over the morning papers and is becoming a terrible scandal".

Churchill:"It was very cold last night"

Assistant: "Why yes sir it was actually the coldest night in 50 years"

and then Winston replied, "Makes you proud to be British"

 

[T-Bone24]

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm gets to live"

-the All-Knowing Philosoraptor [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/philosoraptor]

 

[Ace of Spades]

"Put up some curtains, otherwise I'm lookin' into your feckin' house."
-Dara O'Briain

 

[Agent Larkin]

"Today's Charlatan is Tomorrow's Pioneer" regrettably I don't know who said it but I heard it once and have loved it since.