Greatest Beverage Names

[Ace of Spades]

Screwdriver.

 

[Omikron009]

This isn't an alcoholic drink or anything, but I just LOVE the names of those supermarket/no name brand ripoff drinks like "Dr. Skipper."

 

[VicunaBlue]

In the ethnic section of a Grocery store, I found some imported drink called "Sweet Grass Juice". Good laxative.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Slippery Nipple cocktail. It was one of the first things I thought of, and I was just waiting for someone to mention it. Oh well. There it is.

 

[roastbeefy]

I thought of another, though it takes a sicker-than-normal sense of humor to appreciate it.

Feast your eyes on Tentacle Grape. [http://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php]

I agree.

 

[Skeleon]

Did somebody say Spezi yet? No?
Alright. It's basically Fanta (or orange juice) mixed with Cola and it's very popular in Germany.

 

[Motiv_]

There's a beer out there called beerbitch. There was even a commercial about it I remember being pretty funny.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Spoiler: I believe I am victorious?

YOU sir win a cookie and I believe that you do win.

Bawls is pretty awesome for a name but nothing beats leninade.

Yes, Bawls definately deserves some attention.

A kid brought that into school, and everyone asked for some of his bawls.

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler: I believe I am victorious?

I think that is the most awesome thing I've ever seen... Where can I get it?

Tried the Soviet Union Super Market yet?

 

[bride_of_lister]

In Australia we have LOL juice. It comes in RAZZ BRI, TROPKL, BCURRENT and GOMANGO.
Also it's common to see bitter gourd drink in the Asian grocerys.

 

[Dwarfman]

A 'Long slow comfortable screw up against a wall'

That is to say vodka & orange in a high ball glass with sloe gin, southern comfort and galliano floaed on top.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

There is an energy drink avaliable here called 'Pussy'.

Man I love the taste of pussy.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

Balzac Coffee!

"Dipping our scrotum in your drink for twenty years!"

That quote is made up but there is Balzac Coffee.

 

[Superior Mind]

If we're going to go into names of Cocktals and Shooters I have a few "Great Beverage names" I could mention.

But for now I'll add the name of my favourite beer:

Epic Mayhem.

A shame it's a seasonal release that I don't think the brewery is making any more. Too bad, it was awesome.

 

[Arachon]

Tried the Soviet Union Super Market yet?

I'm afraid that the SUSM is no longer active in Sweden, seeing as the entire chain was raided by an angry mob coming over the border from Finland in the wake of the winter war.