Dr Nick Riviera.
"Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want."
"Holy smokes... You need booze!"
"The knee bone's connected to the... something! The something's connected to the... red thing! The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch! ... Uh oh."
"Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant."
"But I cleaned them with my napkin..."
"Improper use of the cadavers..."
"I get here earlier when I use the car pool lane."
"Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
"Doctor, where are the bodies?"
"Such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window."