Greatest Facebook Conversation

[rancher of monsters]

So I don't know if it's the best I've ever had, but I had an interesting back and forth with a friend on Facebook

Her Post: I just saw an advertisement that told me to, and I quote, "Make a baby." I'm still confused.

Me: What's not to understand? MAKE. A. BABY. While you're posting on Facebook you could have already gotten started.

Her: But what are they selling?

Me: BABIES!!!

So what's your greatest Facebook conversation?

 

[manic_depressive13]

Not mine (I don't have facebook), but:

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[Kwaren]

Here is mine.

Friend: Do you have a facebook account?

Me: No.

 

[Ambi]

I don't think it was the greatest, but it's kind of amusing, I guess. I am light the light red one.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Not mine (I don't have facebook), but:

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Damn, I absolutely LOVE wordplay, wish this sort of thing happened more often to me. My next move would be to add "Yeah, I'm Ghana". Anyone wanna add more?

EDIT:

*snip*

Hehe, I like your style Amb's, seems like something I'd do

 

[David_G]

Well, I obviously can't post the two conversations here, since they're in Macedonian. I'll try to translate one, though.

In one, me and my friend talked in rhymes, it really got my creative juices flowing. The other was me and another friend blaming eachother about historical disasters, it was pretty great because I didn't think that any of my friends knew about stuff like that. I'll post it when I get home.

 

[Caspertjuhh]

love the wordplay one I have facebook too, but I dont really use it that much. I see my friends on school everyday anyways.

 

[Jesper Christiansen]

it's in danish, but translated it's roughly:
Me: "Is available on the job marked"
Friend: "Did you dumb her, the other way around or was it mutual?"
Me: "?? JOBMARKET! not meatmarket"(in danish meatmarket is slang for being single) Then random thrashing of him for not reading right.
My GF:"did we break up??"
2nd friend: "damn should have gotten up sooner so i could have joined in on this"

maybe it loses something in translation, but good times. probably not my best conversation, but it just sprung to my mind, being recent and so on.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

I don't think it was the greatest, but it's kind of amusing, I guess. I am light the light red one.

people who capitalise every word in facebook statuses are the lowest form of human existence