Greatest lie you've ever fooled someone with

[crazyfoxdemon]

Hmm.. there are a few:

That I was color blind, That I had a metal plate in my head, That I had buried the corpses of people I had killed in my back yard (this one was a joke on my end but the guy actually believed me.. he almost called the cops to), convinced another person I was a real girl (it was a Halloween party and I decided to go in drag), (not sure if this counts) but I once BS my way through a class presentation on a topic I knew nothing about and managed to get an A, (also not sure this counts.. But it was awesome *gets a bloody nose*) I once used my amazing bluff skills to win at strip poker, and yeah.. that's all I can remember atm..

 

[Red Right Hand]

My friend once convinced an extremely dim girl in my school that he only had 9 fingers and didn't even hide his hand as he said it. She believed it for about a week until someone told her that he obviously had 10 fingers.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

we convinced a girl at work who wanted to lose weight (but definitely didn't need to) that she should be drinking DIET water....

...she searched stores for a month...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I have Asperger's Syndrome. I've taken medication for it since I was 6.

About a year ago, I went 8 months without taking almost a single pill. Nobody noticed a thing.

Bullshit. I have Asperger's, and I know for a fact that there is no medication directly laundered toward preventing it's symptoms. And anyway, even if there was, why would you want to change a part of who you are?

I suppose you've never heard of imipramine (which is technically an antidepressant, but either way, it calmed me down) or conserta for that matter, which I don't take anymore due to anger issues.

As for why, the idea of growing up dependent on medication, especially one that people assume you become a psycho without, didn't appeal to me for some reason. And I wanted to see what I was like without it, after 8 years of dependence.

If you wouldnt mind reading the comment above, they pretty much explain all of my viewpoints, so yeah. Sorry about the 'bullshit' thing, I wasn't in the best of moods when posting.

I know. I saw. I just wanted to talk to you..personally, if you can call it that.

And I probably shouldn't have been shooting off my mouth about being able to go off my meds. There probably were some differences...but you never
know when its you.

No worries. Btw, you probably shouldn't have been taking Conserta anyway. It's just another methylphenidate, and really isn't developed for anything other than ADHD and Narcolepsy. I'm not surprised you had anger issues when taking it. Besides, methylphenidates are really closely related to amphetamines, and that's just bad.

 

[Indignation837]

I convinced a girl in high school that I was pregnant. I'm a guy. No, I'm not kidding. We were talking about a friend of ours who was pregnant at the time, and she misunderstood something I said and thought I was saying I was pregnant. I went with it, and she was asking questions like "what are you going to do about school?" and "how are they going to get it out?" (I told her I was getting a c-section). A few days later, she asked me if it had kicked yet. Granted, she wasn't the most intelligent person to begin with.

 

[MetaKnight19]

There was one lie I told someone at secondary school which made them freak out for a bit. I said if your index finger is longer than your middle finger then you have cancer. I know thats horrible and thinking back on it, it was pretty cruel on my part. But still, it was quite funny watching them measure their index and middle fingers all day.

 

[BigHairyMarty]

Marty, I want to hear the Rubber Chicken story! Why would the school ban it?

I snuck up behind some guy who had annoyed me earlier and I whacked him on the head with it. One of it's rubbery little feet got him in the eye and caused him a good deal of pain. I ended up getting told off after hearing that he was unable to concentrate on his work for the rest of the day.

 

[rvbnut]

Made two of my friends, that when I met them for the first time, believe that my name was Craig Andrew McDermott (not my real name). This lasted for two and a half months. Good times

 

[Enigma6667]

"Yeah, it was really sad. I can't believe Pixar would just kill off Buzz Lightyear like that in Toy Story 3. It's a family movie for crying out loud."

Then we went to see it and he literally said "Oh Shit!" when that TV thing landed on Buzz, loud enough for the theater to hear. Then he wouldn't stop pestering me after the movie ended and realized that that didn't happen at all.

 

[PhoenixBlade]

Once while i was still at school convinced another kid in science class that the answer to a question about what is photosynthesis used for, was to create happiness and as a by product makes ham, he believed me and the teacher laughed at him.

I managed to convince a girl i met in a bar that i was a agent like james bond called 009, that was a fun night.

 

[Samcanuck]

That I see dead people.

...Sorry Mr. Gibson.

 

[kikon9]

Then the very next day I got arrested for selling pot so my dad fingered it out.

Please change your text.

 

[PureIrony]

I have Asperger's Syndrome. I've taken medication for it since I was 6.

About a year ago, I went 8 months without taking almost a single pill. Nobody noticed a thing.

If you could go off Ritalin for 8 months, without knowing the rest of the facts, you were probably misdiagnosed by some stupid GP.

I doubt I was misdiagnosed. While I'm a pretty normal guy now, when I was kid, I was...awkward, to say the least.

Besides, its not like they went straight to Aspergers. They put me down as ADHD before settling on that, for whatever reason.

Sorry, I didn't mean to undermine your condition.

Relax. It was a logical conclusion and I wasn't angry. Just trying to reaffirm my identity, if you can call it that.

 

[Funkysandwich]

A couple of friends of mine once convinced one of their mates that there was a shop called "poofta bogan" that sold cheap clothes. The guy was driving around for about an hour looking for it until he gave up. He never did work it out either, and I believe he still asks about it whenever he sees them, which thankfully is not too often.

 

[thylasos]

Oh, probably being Russian with very rudimentary Russian. It's since become much easier and thus a less impressive lie, besides having Russian I.D.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Back when I worked at Wal-Mart, I convinced a customer that I was the Movie phone guy.

 

[Ascaryrobot]

I convinced my mate that it's ok to piss on the streets of Poland as long as he was facing away from the street. He still believes it. It's been years, and gallons of piss later.