I'm half native and very white.shreedder said:
I make up random "facts" and see what will stick. One day I'm going to find an urban legend I inadvertantly started. That will be my greatest lie. XD
Greatest lie you've ever fooled someone with
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I make up random "facts" and see what will stick. One day I'm going to find an urban legend I inadvertantly started. That will be my greatest lie. XD
I once convinced two girls at school that I was allergic to falling water. Not water - only water that was falling. So I had to take baths instead of showers and carry an umbrella at all times in case it rained. Still can't beleive they thought it was even possible.
Well, that opens up endless possiblities in lying and decieving.sms_117b said:
I've convinced someone that if you put two mobile phones of a certain brand on top of each other, you can use a feature called "phone sharing", wich allows you to call through the other phone's service.
I actually barely made an effort to be convincing, but it still worked...
Last April Fools' Day I had a friend call my mom pretending to be a police officer, telling her I'd been picked up on drug charges.
I used to be an intern in a 5th grade class room and me, with the help of one of the other IAs convinced the another IA that during a presentation that the 5th graders had just seen that one of the kids in class went on stage and took a drag off of a cigarette. The whole presentation had been about not smoking and such so we said that that kid had had to smoke a cigarette in front of the other kids and was hacking and coughing. We finally let up when she said something like "What's his mother going to think?" and started panicking. It was great fun.
(I'm English)In an English lesson at high school we were doing coursework on John Steinbeck and were told that the first few paragraphs must be an introdustion to Steinbeck and his works. One of my friends asked me which books, other than Of Mice and Men, Steinbeck had written.I told him The Grapes of Wrath, which he had included, he asked if there was another. I said Steinbeck wrote a follow up to The Grapes of Wrath called The Melons of Justice and explained how that book detailed the changes the labourers experienced after winning their rights, all of this was of course bullshit.
At the end of the year our course work was handed back to us and on the first page of my friends essay was a big red underline and Question mark next to "The Melons of Justice". My greatest lie due to how I not only got him to believe the unbelieveable but also because I may have ruined his future at the same time.
At the end of the year our course work was handed back to us and on the first page of my friends essay was a big red underline and Question mark next to "The Melons of Justice". My greatest lie due to how I not only got him to believe the unbelieveable but also because I may have ruined his future at the same time.
Oh haha remember one particularly fine moment of complete bullshit that I pulled on one of the girls. She was making tea and asked a bunch of us in the living room if we'd like some, she brought the cups out and said you've run out of white sugar so I'll just use brown. To which I cried 'DEAR GOD NOOOOOO' she nearly dropped the teapot with fright.... I went to explain that mixing different sugar colours is deadly to humans and can kill in minutes.
The look on her face was priceless, but she was so shocked that I only managed to keep a straight face for about a minute before colapsing into fits of laughter.
The look on her face was priceless, but she was so shocked that I only managed to keep a straight face for about a minute before colapsing into fits of laughter.
Seriously, it was so f*cking funny! I can't take all the credit - it was Phil who came up with the idea, I just assumed by best poker face and ran with it.Demons_Bane said:
I told some kids the other day my first kiss was with a cat, then later told them they were really gullible.
The sad thing is, it's true.
The sad thing is, it's true.
I routinely spoil books and movies to my friends with absurd plot points (e.g. 'Oh she turns into a guy', 'Then he's eaten by a rabid hamster').
The thing is every now and then I tell the truth, and the shock of realisation is double what the original creator intended.
Now my friends can't tell whether my absurd plot points are real or not, and even though I'm spoiling the show, there's still a sense of uncertainty.
Incidently, in Avatar 2, James Cameron appears on screen as a chinchilla, and in Harry Potter the Deathly Hallows Ginny and Hermoine experiment with each other. The look on Ron's face is priceless.
The thing is every now and then I tell the truth, and the shock of realisation is double what the original creator intended.
Now my friends can't tell whether my absurd plot points are real or not, and even though I'm spoiling the show, there's still a sense of uncertainty.
Incidently, in Avatar 2, James Cameron appears on screen as a chinchilla, and in Harry Potter the Deathly Hallows Ginny and Hermoine experiment with each other. The look on Ron's face is priceless.
A couple years back, a coworker asked if I knew any good April Fools jokes. I thought for a moment and was about to say "no", when I saw our boss walk out of the office.
I motioned for him to follow me, walked up to my boss and said, "I need to talk to you for a moment." I put my hand on his shoulder and said, "I'm dating your daughter." After a moment my coworker caught on and said "April Fool's!" I'm sorry, but it was funny.
And yes, he actually has two daughters.
I motioned for him to follow me, walked up to my boss and said, "I need to talk to you for a moment." I put my hand on his shoulder and said, "I'm dating your daughter." After a moment my coworker caught on and said "April Fool's!" I'm sorry, but it was funny.
And yes, he actually has two daughters.
Me and a group of friends were in a subway one time at uni, and I jokingly said that the only other guy in there was the managing director of subway, and that he was going around to all of the subways in th UK to check to see if they were up to standard. Because he was chatting quite a bit with the staff at the time. Everyone understood it for what it was apart from one guy who did believe it was actually the MD of subway, until the next day when we told him the truth. So funny though.
