Greatest lie you've ever fooled someone with

[darkora]

I managed to convince a colleague of mine in a former job that the lindt gold bunnies >Clicky< [http://www.swissfoodstore.com/published/publicdata/SWISSFOODSTORE/attachments/SC/products_pictures/Lindt_Goldhase_enl.jpg] were developed by the swiss banks as a method for laundering Nazi gold (they melted it down to make the gold foil and then collected it from recycling plants after the bunnies had been eaten) what scared me the most was his wide eyed complete belief...

though I also managed to convince a childhood friend of mine that a local firm of road repair workers were infact child catchers... I wonder if he's actually come out of hiding yet?

 

[Mechsoap]

I didn't do it, but my very very white friend convinced his entire class that he was half black.(this kid is very white)

Was the school for the blinds?

OT: i managed to convince my teacher that my grandmother died, so i dident have time to do my homework.

 

[PureIrony]

I have Asperger's Syndrome. I've taken medication for it since I was 6.

About a year ago, I went 8 months without taking almost a single pill. Nobody noticed a thing.

 

[Sexy Street]

I convinced my entire class, at the age of 16, that I regularly fly airplanes, parachute, and secretly go to japan for a company all in the same lie.
I'm not sure all of them were completely convinced, but I did convince a freshman... and that is all that matters...

 

[Toasted Nuts]

"No i am not going to kill you"

 

[bobknowsall]

Ooh, there was this one time I convinced a pair of drunk dudes that I was an off-duty cop. I was 17 at the time.

 

[teutonicman]

"I love you."

BA-ZING!

Kidding, I have never weaved a grand decepetion....as of yet!

"No baby you don't have a huge ass"
Damn you man I was going to use the love line. Every now and then it's fun to toss out a small lie and see who bites.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

"Did you hear snookie got a nobel prize in physics?"


It was a slow month.

 

[Creator002]

"Yeah halo reach is awesome dude, you should totally buy it"
i rofl'd for half a day, the day after i saw him at school glaring at me for wasting his money on that game xD

One of my friends did the same to me with Call of Duty 4. It was the first time I'd ever played one of those games too.

I once convinced my friends in grade 6 that the Ministry of Magic (from Harry Potter) was real and Voldemort was going to come back eventually to take back the muggle world and punish J.K. Rowling for copyright infringement.
Went for months on end. No idea how I did that.

 

[Niatsirc]

My clueless ex couldn't understand how guys can sit with a sack of balls in between their legs. I proceeded to tell her that men have varying amounts of testes, and that they're tiny, like cottage cheese bumps, so it wasn't a hard thing to sit around. In fact, we use them as seat cushions. I told her I had 12, best friend had 6, and my buddy Mauricio said he had 22. We kept it up for weeks until she had the bright idea of looking in a biology text book. Mind you, this girl was 19.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I once convinced a group of people that a childhood accident left me with permanent nerve damage, so I feel nothing on 25% of my body. I just used common sense things as proof...

Example... I told them to try and hurt the skin on my elbows by pinching/wrenching it... they were amazed that I "didn't feel a thing"... It just so happens that the skin on your elbow is very tough...

I also convinced a girl in Grade 12 on how women "truly" got pregnant when I was in Grade 9... She went on to tell my way in her Health class... I got in some shit after that...

I'm just a charismatic, likable person that likes messing with people...

 

[Trildor]

At a party I fooled several friends into thinking I was drunk despite not drinking a drop. Quite fun.

 

[ripdajacker]

I once convinced a Norwegian girl I was active in the Bosnian mafia and that she should call med Don J. She did.

 

[imnot]

Look the queen!
Look Santa!
Look the Queens back!

within a few seconds of eachother.

 

[Jedoro]

I convinced someone that the movie UP was a book first, and that the old man died at the end of it.

 

[quiet_samurai]

"No officer... I have not been drinking."

&

"Of course I will call you tomorrow...."

 

[supermariner]

i am from the future and have come back to stop you from eating that cake
it'll cause a ripple effect
the lack of cake will make your hungry brother frustrated and he'll punch a wall
that'll mean he has to go to hospital for his broken wrist
while in hospital he takes up a doctors valuable time asking if there was any cake
and a very important member of the cabinet gets discharged late due to lack of medical attention
then that MP doesn't get to vote on a very important bill on whether we go to war or not
and the motion was carried with ONE vote onto the other side. if he was there it would have been a draw
so we go to war and eventually destroy the planet in a cloud of nuclear explosions

all your fault
... better give me the cake

 

[Captain-Giggles]

A young cousin of mine (About 12 or so) was convinced that inside the computer lived "Internet Gnomes" who would run to the screen and hold up a pixel each, changing the colour when needed, and if you typed google into google an internet gnome died.
Convinced my parents I studied for my Junior Cert and Leaving Cert and that my college course finished two weeks before it actually did.

 

[Karma168]

I also convinced a girl in Grade 12 on how women "truly" got pregnant when I was in Grade 9... She went on to tell my way in her Health class... I got in some shit after that...

you've got me interested, what exactly did you tell her?