Greatest Pick-up Line

[MiracleOfSound]

I need no game, I have my trusty brick.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Are you an organ thief? 'Cause you just stole my heart.

 

[Joselyn]

Nice legs....what time do they open?

 

[iseko]

write it down. Show it to her.

 

[Parkour89]

Your gonna get stabbed tonight do you want the metal or the meat

 

[Lucia di Lammermore]

as a women...

i find most of these funny...scary...and shocking that they work lol

I have to agree with you on this one...
If a guy used any of these on me my first instinct would be to run screaming from the room

 

[DeathSnake]

nice dress... itll look better on my bedroom floor

and

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

*stolen from a play*

 

[somekindawizard]

Here, will you sit on my face so I can guess your weight.

how much a polar bear weigh? - enough to break the ice.

Did you fall from heaven? because you have a very flat face!

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Before we went out I accidentally called my ex "hot" now most girls aren't fond of that word being used to describe them apparently. She said "Why would you call me that? It's so demeaning" to which i replied:
"Ok you're butt fucking ugly! Better?"
"Haha you're so funny" [no sarcasm]
- went out with her that night - ^_^ - I Win!

 

[countrysteaksauce]

If I were to ever shoot you, it'd just be in the leg, only because I like you so much.

Its also conveniently placed on a tshirt.

 

[Audemas]

Not sure if this one showed up yet but I came up with this about a year ago. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only "ten" I "see". Believe it or not it worked once.

 

[Radelaide]

I think the best one I've ever heard, and seen used by my friend is "Hey, that shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too!"

It worked cause she thought he was joking when I started laughing...

 

[Cheesysuitcase]

do like whales? cause there's a humpback at my house.

 

[Higurashi]

Since we're on the topic of food... want to try my Swedish meatballs? Hurr hurr. *nudge nudge*

...

No, it did not work for him. At all. But he did it for fun.

 

[Ultress]

I have a few( haven't tried 'em out) I'm doing a scientific study on vagina,wanna be a subject. Also one my ex-girlfriend sent me You can google my Yahoo.

Don't know if it counts but I find it funny,Guy:You know what they say about dead chicks?
Girl:No what
Guy: they can't say no

Last one:Want to play hide the salami?

 

[skithus]

The best one is: "The feds are after my penis... Can I hide it in your vagina?"

 

[Vorpals]

My two favorite:

"If I was a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream."

"If I was a carpenter, I'd nail you in." I made this one up myself.

 

[The Keeper]

"Its hot today isn't it? It's the best weather when you're training for the marathon."

Hey, the researchers say it's the worlds best pick-up line. Who are we to argue?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Are you an organ harvester?





Because you just stole my heart.